was just on my way to suggest o.a.r. myself. "Crazy game of poker" (if you listen to the live version found on the 'Anytime Now' album 2nd disc) would be easy to change words to fit us and the club. And if you can't figure out by the 1000's in the crowd rocking out with them on that version, it's pretty easy to perform sober or drunk. I vote O.A.R's "crazy game of poker". look up the live version i mentioned if you don't know it.