War on Christmas - 2012 edition

The Pope joining the fight against Christmas.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/22/world/europe/vatican-pope-jesus-book/index.html

 

What about the part where online retailers have discounts on stuff on the Monday after Thanksgiving?

 

those sales only work if you have faith in your computer booting up or your ISP connecting you to the miraculous internet, so it's okay

 

I think they need to update the "12 days of Christmas." Nobody buys any of that stuff anymore.

They need to replace the geese-a-laying with some 70" 3D LCD TVs and shit like that.

 

Apparently, Fox News has shifted its focus from the War on the War on Christmas to the War on the War on Men:

 

That quote is ridiculous ... I won't click that link.

Sounds like women should head back to the kitchen and like it

 

********ing amazons!
next thing you know, they'll figure out how to extract sperm from an embryo, then abort all male fetuses under the guise of it's their body, they can do whatever they want with it.

 

and take off their shoes on the way!!!!

PS Fox, those women (outside 1 or 2) do not hate men, they hate Patriarchy (it consists of men, but is not a man - similar to most corporations )

 

Sounds like a lot of Lesbian sex

 

too bad we won't be around to enjoy it though.

 

You are just a glass half empty kind of person aren't you?

 

yeah, those ladies won't have any use for Earl Campbell's hot link. be it chicken, pork, or beef. or indeed, all of them.

 

I just googled "Christmas lesbian" ... I didn't know that was a thing ... but it is

 

In a Psych 101 class, even the kids struggling to raise their grade to a C would recognize that quote you excerpted as a textbook example of projection.

In a nutshell, the Republicans are angry. They’re also defensive, though often unknowingly. That’s because they’ve been raised to think of reality as the enemy. Armed with this new attitude, the GOP pushed reality off its pedestal (reality had its own pedestal, but Karl Rove and Unskewed Polls convinced low information voters otherwise) and climbed up to take what they were taught to believe was rightfully theirs, only to find that they lost the Presidential election, which some of them are now angrily claiming was stolen....

 

Hmmm... this will have to wait until I get home tonight.

 

it's complicated.
my FB relationship status says so.

 

Let me know what you find. That sounds like a no-no at work and on the IPad I share with the Mrs.

 

Jesus watching the madness closely

 

I googled, but clicked no links. "Christmas lesbians fisting" just doesn't quite do it for me.

 

Somebody has to tell TV networks that a bunch of people entering a store or buying shit online is not news. At least not the top news story of the day. Yeah, I get it. A lot of people will barge through the doors of stores between Thanksgiving and X-mas. And then numerous more will go shopping on Boxing Day. That's great. But it ain't news.

 

Bloom County was the best comic strip ever, even better than Doonesbury or early Peanuts. I don't know why the guy just stopped.

 

You mean they should go back to covering the latest on their particular network's reality crap shows like AI or DWTS instead? Since they seem to think that is "news" as well. Both of those types of things drive me crazy about "the news" these days. Among others