USWNT playing worse than Iceland. Are they really relying on "MewisDottir2" to bail them out???

MewisDottir? TWO OF THEM?

What's up with this Mewis experiment?
Is this team going to get Mewis'd ???
What in the Mewis is going on here?

I swear, I try to watch the game, and all I see is a bunch of horseMewis.
And not to be a Buddhist, but Judas once said the Fewest path to victory is through Mewis.
So why do we choose this? This is so useless.
Does anyone think the DiMartinoDottir experiment would be any worse?

Yes, "Mew2D2", or better yet "MewisDottir Squared" is potentially a great marketing ploy for the team.
It might work wonders in 2013. But we're moving closer to a World Cup here.
And does anyone else really want MewisDottir to take up 20% of the field spots on the pitch?
When was the last time the USWNT were down to 8 field players (9 including the GK) after two red cards?

"It's all fluffable snuggly happy fun, but man, we aren't exactly winning here." -MewisDottir2

Disclaimer: I have no problem with MewisDottir. It's all good. I'm just mocking the other fans who are blaming Mewis's left and right.