Upcoming Sounders game. Taunts and chants?

Will we hear the "You're in MLS because of us" chant? Or anything to tear the hearts of Sounders fans?

You guys have to yell something at em. Something to get their blood boiling and to heat up the rivalry. On national television no less.

As someone with no connection to the Timbers Army hierarchy why reveal your cards before they are to be played?

But here is a pic in the vein of a taunt.

Please, oh please do this.... (Really, really loud!)

When they screw up, chant out (in unison as they do)
"See-attle FLOUNDERS... See-attle FLOUNDERS..." At first, they will think you are chanting their team name as they do, and then they will notice the difference and "get it".

They love to chant their name, but this would really piss them off, and only the Timbers Army could do it justice.

floun·der

1. to struggle with stumbling or plunging movements 2. to struggle clumsily or helplessly: He floundered helplessly on the first day of his new job.

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2011/07/05

Flounders fight back. [This coincidentally is from this week!]

Hilarious!

God, I hope I hear the "Flounders" version being chanted at a Portland/Seattle match.

You know what, I think that will happen. Also some pretty intense booing.

Also, signs and banners. We may see some pretty creative ones.

Would that be a good sign to make?

Sounders FC player and coaches soundoff on upcoming Portland derby match

In a video I captured earlier today, the Sounders' goalie Kasey Keller and assistant head coach Brian Schmetzer comment on the Portland encounter. Head coach Sigi Schmid discusses the challenge of playing four games in 11 days.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zvA6QbNOUs&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube - ‪Sounders on Timbers‬‏[/ame]

Fixed that for ya...

Sail away, bum!

[Forgetting that we did set records for most wins in a row at home for an expansion team during that first half, I see.]

I like this one, I used it when they played us down here:

"F*** You! You corporate f***ing shills! Drew Carey looks stupid skinny you stupid mother f***ers! You're a bunch of arrogant pieces of s***! Stop taking credit for creating f***ing soccer you stupid f***s!"

Now, granted, it is a challenge to get the whole stadium to do it in unison, but it's worth a shot.

No thank you. The TA wants chants with wit, and more exceptional uses of the English language other than base cursing.

I'm serious about this Portland. I'll be watching the game on ESPN2. And I better hear the commentators remarking on the witty chants being yelled.

I want to hear some Class A stuff from you guys.

Enjoy the WSP then. We're going to be on ESPN.

I don't give a shit about "witty chants". We're going to do what we always do. We sing for our boys and for us, not for them.

Yea I looked on my tv guide and noticed it's actually on ESPN. Sorry.

A game this big deserves to be on the main channel no?

Drew Carey's fat...you make fun of him...Drew Carey gets skinny...you make fun of him. What can Drew Carey do to please you people?

What does it feel like to be green all over, lose 4 of the last 5 games, have Spencer as a coach, AND lose to the Sounders 3-2 AT home? Just curious. Also do any of you feel any less of a man when you go to a gas station and have to let someone else pump your gas? #failonallaccounts

???? Weren't you a Sounders supporter a few weeks ago ????

Yeah, it sucks to know I'm keeping a flounders fan employed.

Ahem.

480.315 Policy. The Legislative Assembly declares that, except as provided in ORS 480.345 to 480.385, it is in the public interest to maintain a prohibition on the self-service dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids at retail. The Legislative Assembly finds and declares that:
(1) The dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids by dispensers properly trained in appropriate safety procedures reduces fire hazards directly associated with the dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids;
(2) Appropriate safety standards often are unenforceable at retail self-service stations in other states because cashiers are often unable to maintain a clear view of and give undivided attention to the dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids by customers;
(3) Higher liability insurance rates charged to retail self-service stations reflect the dangers posed to customers when they leave their vehicles to dispense Class 1 flammable liquids, such as the increased risk of crime and the increased risk of personal injury resulting from slipping on slick surfaces;
(4) The dangers of crime and slick surfaces described in subsection (3) of this section are enhanced because Oregon’s weather is uniquely adverse, causing wet pavement and reduced visibility;
(5) The dangers described in subsection (3) of this section are heightened when the customer is a senior citizen or has a disability, especially if the customer uses a mobility aid, such as a wheelchair, walker, cane or crutches;
(6) Attempts by other states to require the providing of aid to senior citizens and persons with disabilities in the self-service dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids at retail have failed, and therefore, senior citizens and persons with disabilities must pay the higher costs of full service;
(7) Exposure to toxic fumes represents a health hazard to customers dispensing Class 1 flammable liquids;
(8) The hazard described in subsection (7) of this section is heightened when the customer is pregnant;
(9) The exposure to Class 1 flammable liquids through dispensing should, in general, be limited to as few individuals as possible, such as gasoline station owners and their employees or other trained and certified dispensers;
(10) The typical practice of charging significantly higher prices for full-service fuel dispensing in states where self-service is permitted at retail:
(a) Discriminates against customers with lower incomes, who are under greater economic pressure to subject themselves to the inconvenience and hazards of self-service;
(b) Discriminates against customers who are elderly or have disabilities who are unable to serve themselves and so must pay the significantly higher prices; and
(c) Increases self-service dispensing and thereby decreases maintenance checks by attendants, which results in neglect of maintenance, endangering both the customer and other motorists and resulting in unnecessary and costly repairs;
(11) The increased use of self-service at retail in other states has contributed to diminishing the availability of automotive repair facilities at gasoline stations;
(12) Self-service dispensing at retail in other states does not provide a sustained reduction in fuel prices charged to customers;
(13) A general prohibition of self-service dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids by the general public promotes public welfare by providing increased safety and convenience without causing economic harm to the public in general;
(14) Self-service dispensing at retail contributes to unemployment, particularly among young people;
(15) Self-service dispensing at retail presents a health hazard and unreasonable discomfort to persons with disabilities, elderly persons, small children and those susceptible to respiratory diseases;
(16) The federal Americans with Disabilities Act, Public Law 101-336, requires that equal access be provided to persons with disabilities at retail gasoline stations; and
(17) Small children left unattended when customers leave to make payment at retail self-service stations creates a dangerous situation.

17 reasons for not letting you pump your gas.

So amazing that you can copy and paste legislation, i'm impressed. Those are actaully quite funny, and it has to be humiliating for that to be law considering most of that is common sense.

PS- Im pretty sure Freddy Montero pumps his own gas in Oregon

Stop walking around every MLS stadium like the Lord and Savior of American soccer.

<---- future lawyer, searching the ORS comes naturally at the moment.

All those Jersey men must be emasculated too.

I think Jersey Shore took care of that.

Good luck in law school and to your team the rest of the season.

Been AFK for a while I've noticed.