The Wayne Rooney Thread - Part III

In the immortal words of the Beastie Boys...

"Shit, if this gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

 

They've only gone and done it with a 4 off the penultimate ball. Top finish.

 

The format makes upsets more of a possibility. Now, let's hope England do the business and knock them out.

 

Rooney cologne might be the worst marketing idea ever...

 

Could be a fun thread. However, peoples post might change a little.

I guess Rooney would work for the "Rugged" type....

 

With all respect to David Letterman, three words that should never be used together: cologne, Rooney, and Beckham.

 

I know all of you will be SHOCKED!, but I wear Beckham's cologne

 

Stunned.

 

Do you stand outside his window with your mouth open when he throws out his bath water as well?

 

I'm waiting for Eau de Tevez meself.

 

Rooney: Old Lady eau de cologne or Vieille Dame eau de cologne
for the more poncey types.

Smells like Rich Tea biscuits and mint sweets.

 

You've lost all your cool points and are now in the red.

 

Have you purchased your own pair of Beckham Armani underpants yet (comes in a nice package)?
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2007/entertainment/1112_beckham_sp_lg.jpg

 

psss, I bet if Duncan Edwards had his own cologne you would buy it

 

I was listening to the Football Show on Sirius the other day and almost pissed myself because they were talking about Beckham and his world wide appeal. they said Becks beer wanted to run and ad that said " You don't have to be Posh to swallow Becks"

Obviously the Beckhams threatened a lawsuit and the ad never aired. I thought it was hilarious.

 

LMFAO!

Funnily enough I won a bottle of becks at the church trombola last week..

 

ahahahah I can't believe Beck's actually tried going through with this. I'm sure it a funny joke in their company meeting or something but to actually try and air that!

 

Would Isra get them in extra Small?

 

I think he would need vagina size..

 

lol@Beckham stuffing his underwear because he's insecure about his small penor.

 

How can you even tell?

P.S: I spent entirely way to much time zoning on Mr. Beckham crotch trying to answer that question...

 

I dont wear underwear...