The Wayne Rooney Thread - Part III

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Motterman, Aug 19, 2007.

  1. jayro75 Member

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    In the immortal words of the Beastie Boys...

    "Shit, if this gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
          
  2. Republic of Mancunia Moderator

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    They've only gone and done it with a 4 off the penultimate ball. Top finish.
  3. cr7torossi Member+

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    The format makes upsets more of a possibility. Now, let's hope England do the business and knock them out.
  4. Motterman Moderator

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    :mad::mad::mad:
  5. Motterman Moderator

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    Who would you rather wear?

    Beckham or Rooney cologne? :D
  6. yikchi Member

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    Rooney cologne might be the worst marketing idea ever...
  7. Joelzinho Moderator

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    Could be a fun thread. However, peoples post might change a little.

    I guess Rooney would work for the "Rugged" type....
  8. Achtung Member

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    With all respect to David Letterman, three words that should never be used together: cologne, Rooney, and Beckham.
  9. israbeckham Member

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    I know all of you will be SHOCKED!, but I wear Beckham's cologne:D
  10. mhtwins113 New Member

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    Stunned.
  11. Invincible Member+

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    Do you stand outside his window with your mouth open when he throws out his bath water as well?
  12. JC7rox Member

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    I'm waiting for Eau de Tevez meself.
  13. Dark Savante Moderator

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    Rooney: Old Lady eau de cologne or Vieille Dame eau de cologne
    for the more poncey types.

    Smells like Rich Tea biscuits and mint sweets.
  14. Dark Savante Moderator

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    You've lost all your cool points and are now in the red.
  15. yikchi Member

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  16. Motterman Moderator

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  17. israbeckham Member

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    psss, I bet if Duncan Edwards had his own cologne you would buy it:cool:
  18. jayro75 Member

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    I was listening to the Football Show on Sirius the other day and almost pissed myself because they were talking about Beckham and his world wide appeal. they said Becks beer wanted to run and ad that said " You don't have to be Posh to swallow Becks"

    Obviously the Beckhams threatened a lawsuit and the ad never aired. I thought it was hilarious.
  19. BusbyBabes New Member

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    LMFAO!:D

    Funnily enough I won a bottle of becks at the church trombola last week..
  20. israbeckham Member

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    ahahahah I can't believe Beck's actually tried going through with this. I'm sure it a funny joke in their company meeting or something but to actually try and air that!
  21. BusbyBabes New Member

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  22. jayro75 Member

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    I think he would need vagina size..:eek:
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  24. Joelzinho Moderator

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    How can you even tell?

    P.S: I spent entirely way to much time zoning on Mr. Beckham crotch trying to answer that question...
  25. israbeckham Member

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    I dont wear underwear...

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