THE OFFICIAL NON-CASCADIA "Seattle invented ______" THREAD

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  1. Fenerbace Member

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    This version of the THE OFFICIAL "Seattle invented ______" THREAD thread is strictly for supporters from Non-Cascadia clubs to post about Seattle inventions.

    Contributions from supporters of any other clubs are encouraged.

    No Cascadia supporters should post in this thread, starting . . . NOW
          
  2. ji_shuheng Member

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    in a bus on K10
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    Sporting Kansas City
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    United States
    seattle invented portland, which is one of many reasons why seattle owns portland.

    fener can't post in here again, right?
  3. THOMA GOL Simply loco

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  4. chiladd Member

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    Mar 21, 1999
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    Chicago
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    Chicago Fire
    Seattle invented being Landycakes' poodle dog.
  5. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Los Angeles Galaxy
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    United States
    Seattle invented getting Juninho'd. In the rain, bitches!
    Y'all got served on a cold steel platter by your masters. Bow down, fools.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkBe80SajCg"]You Got Served.[/ame]

    And no, fenfen can't post here anymore, ji.
  6. matbluvenger Member

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    Los Angeles Galaxy
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    United States
    Oh nice, this is back!

    Seattle invented First Kick... and losing it :D
  7. IceFunk Member

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    ....rimjobs...
  8. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Los Angeles Galaxy
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    United States
    Read the thread title you douche. It says "NON-CASCADIA." Goodbye.

    Seattle invented Portland breaking thread rules.
  9. Es Brennt Member

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    Shermer, Illinois
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    Chicago Fire
    Outside. In the road. In daylight. Seattle invented ROAD flares.
  10. Sactown Soccer Member

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    Chico, CA
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    San Jose Earthquakes
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    United States
    Seattle invented the "Seattle invented __ thread"
  11. krudmonk Member

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    United States
    Seattle invented bras because they think breasts should be covered up. [IMG]
  12. anotherbodymurdered Member

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    Chicago Fire
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    --other--
    Seattle invented the whole stadium standing for 90+ minutes a match...

    [IMG]

    ...wait, no, they didn't.
  13. matbluvenger Member

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    Los Angeles Galaxy
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    United States
    ^ This!
  14. bright Member

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    Seattle Sounders
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    United States
    Virginia Mason has designated me as a Cascadia hater.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxipGy4AxHY&fmt=18"]YouTube - Khingz -"Cloud City"[/ame]
    (Seattle invention implied.)
  15. THOMA GOL Simply loco

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    On the Spurs X West Ham match this morning(ESPN2), the announcers mentioned that Seattle invented Harry Redknapp.
  16. bright Member

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    United States
    Here is an old article about Harry Redknapp coaching the Sounders reserves:
    http://www.goalseattle.com/museum/1978updatesDec03/seattle_sounders_reserves_.htm

    That article mentions Ward Forrest, who is the father of Kevin Forrest (UW player, drafted by Colorado Rapids, 2008-2009 Sounders player). Kevin scored an important game-winning goal against the Rapids during our 2009 USOC run that year: http://www.examiner.com/soccer-in-s...e-winner-as-sounders-advance-to-open-cup-play
  17. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Seattle invented getting gored by a bunch of raging Red Bulls. Or is that Pink Cows? Bullocks, it's both. Next!
  18. anotherbodymurdered Member

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    Nov 3, 2007
    Location:
    chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Country:
    --other--
  19. UPinSLC Member+

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    pdx, or
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    Real Salt Lake
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    United States
    god, you're just full of all sorts of useless information arent you?
  20. bright Member

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    Dec 28, 2000
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    Central District
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    Seattle Sounders
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    United States
    Do you hate Cascadia, too?

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTQFLtMqZ4o&fmt=18"]YouTube - BSIDE: VITAMIN D[/ame]
  21. RSL Punk 2 Member

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    Hey, "bright," what part of "the official non-Cascadia 'Seattle invented _____ thread'" don't you get?

    Seattle invented reading comprehension. :rolleyes:
  22. bright Member

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    Dec 28, 2000
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    Central District
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    Seattle Sounders
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    United States
    Virginia Mason has designated me as a Cascadia hater.

  23. matbluvenger Member

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    Aug 2, 2010
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    Reno, NV
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    Los Angeles Galaxy
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    United States
    Seattle invented not taking the hint.

    Seattle invented defining themselves as others see them.

    Seattle invented being a follower.
  24. anotherbodymurdered Member

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    chicago
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    Chicago Fire
    Country:
    --other--
    a classic
  25. BROSUF Member

    Member Since:
    Feb 21, 2008
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    Seattle Sounders
    Country:
    United States
    Are you guys still talkin about Seattle?

    Yup

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