The Official Kneejerk Reaction Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Dynamo' started by TX Bill, Apr 8, 2013.

  1. metroag

    metroag Da Bomb Diggity

    Mar 2, 2006
    La hacienda

    I've honestly never seen anything like what has happened to this guy in the post season since 2009. He needs a sports psychologist. Really.

    What he did on the tying goal was almost Caig-esque
     
  2. TX Bill

    TX Bill Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    Sugar Land TX
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I could think of a few things to say but they might not be kneejerk considering how poor we've been.
     
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  3. Fiorentina lives!

    May 5, 2004
    So of course this thread is revived.

    No ideas.
    No confidence.
    Plenty of self-doubt.

    The Dynamo looked TERRIBLE.

    Is this 2010 over again or is it another barely-make-it-to-playoffs-then-play-great again?
     
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  4. Heft

    Heft BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2011
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    No playoffs this season.
     
  5. Hydro

    Hydro Member+

    Nov 16, 2007
    Houstown
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ohhh, my favorite thread... it feels like home being here!
     
  6. AcetheTigah

    AcetheTigah Member+

    Apr 6, 2005
    Woodlands, TX
    4-24-14 Update of my post from last Fall

    Food for thought

    year Goals Scored per MLS game
    2006 1.375
    2007 1.43
    2008 1.5
    2009 1.3
    2010 1.33
    2011 1.32
    2012 1.41
    2013 1.21
    so far in 2014 - 1.0

    year Goals Allowed per MLS game
    2006 1.25
    2007 0.767
    2008 1.06
    2009 0.96
    2010 1.633
    2011 1.206
    2012 1.206
    2013 1.21
    so far in 2014 - 1.71

    year Points earned per MLS game
    2006 1.43
    2007 1.73
    2008 1.7
    2009 1.6
    2010 1.1
    2011 1.44
    2012 1.56
    2013 1.5
    so far in 2014 - 1.0

    IMO teams have figured out how we play with the personel we have and game planned defenses against us effectively. With the possesion style of play we have, unfortunatley it puts more responsibilty to score on the forwards who haven't gotten it done.

    We are tops in the league for shots and near last in the league for goals.

    Discuss amongst yourselves and have a nice day!
     
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  7. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In any arena of weapons or sports where something is "launched" or "shot" at a target, like a rifle range or association football, being terrible at this task and in our case basically dead fuking last, really means the shooter is not focusing hard enough. We are tops in the league for shots! Granted there is an individual tasked with standing in between the sticks to stop our shots but he isn't the target now is he...getting the ball on target and yet away from him is what our guys are absolute horse shit at so far in 2014!
    Like Driver skying a sitter 30 feet over the crossbar last night when in the course of the match there in the first half were we coulda clawed back into the match. KNEE OVER THE BALL SON! KNEE OVER THE BALL!!!
     
  8. Caddman

    Caddman Member+

    Aug 18, 1999
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fire McHale! It needs to be Dynamo specific? Between the Dynamo and Rockets, last night has blurred into one long beating.
     
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  9. TX Bill

    TX Bill Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    Sugar Land TX
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I fear this thread may get a bit more use than usual this season.

    I hope I'm wrong.
     
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  10. MLSNHTOWN

    MLSNHTOWN Member+

    Oct 27, 1999
    Houston, TX


    At least we are all not Rockets fans as well......am I right? LOL
     
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  11. Grimmjow316

    Grimmjow316 Member+

    Jun 20, 2012
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    El Salvador
    Me thinks we should make a new thread that also includes all H-Town sports 2014 edition.
     
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  12. AcetheTigah

    AcetheTigah Member+

    Apr 6, 2005
    Woodlands, TX
    and how is that youth program going?

    6'2" center back 16 yo Oscar Aragon who is from Magnoilia drives 16 hrs to Colorado and beat out 250 kids to win a spot in the MLS sueno finals in LA. His Mom signed him up for the try outs.

    How did this kid not get into tryouts for our HD youth team here?

    BTW he's a fan of the Dynamo.
     
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  13. bford

    bford Member

    Houston Dynamo, Everton, USMNT
    Nov 30, 2004
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why are we watching MLS anyway.... its a minor league... only euro leagues are worth watching!
     
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  14. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sigh.
     
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  15. *rey*

    *rey* Member+

    Feb 22, 2006
    Houston
    Seriously.

    How do you miss a 6'2" Hispanic high school sophomore that's probably still growing.
     
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  16. Westside Cosmo

    Westside Cosmo Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    H-Town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think if some kid from Magnolia who has some talent isn't getting screened somewhere in Houston without having to drive to Colorado it is a failure somewhere in the system
     
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  17. Caddman

    Caddman Member+

    Aug 18, 1999
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dom hates hispanics!
     
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  18. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Does anyone recall the write up a year or so ago with praise from the footballers native to Mexico that were on squads in the Liga MX with teammates that are our Texicans or mostly Chicanos n Guanacos from So. Cali or Arizona that are getting looks, or like Los Xolos, part of the Starting XI. The praise was, paraphrasing here, that the young talent were Americans in size, stature, and grit/don't get knocked down easily but as well were of very solid technical quality like a Latino footballer ought to be. To make no mention of the Americanized diet to which I point to the bold part from rey!

    Look, I've witnessed this for years and been pushing this agenda for years coaching in HISD and saw this evolution in the American player, or should I say, the mutation to better footballers as Americans and now it is very real. So here is a freakin' 6'2" Texas kid is most likely a healthy lad, a centerback with a set of iron lungs and most likely comfortable on the ball....slips by our FO/Academy set up. Sickening!
     
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  19. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    HE'S FROM MAGNOLIA DOM!
     
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  20. shoeless

    shoeless Member

    Jun 28, 2011
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    God damn, that would be depressing.
     
  21. Beavis Stiffler

    Beavis Stiffler Member+

    May 14, 2011
    Naranja With Attitude. Straight Outta Houston.
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    Philippines
    Hey, we're not as bad as Cleveland.
     
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  22. Hydro

    Hydro Member+

    Nov 16, 2007
    Houstown
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ...because all our scouts were busy in Central and South America watching games and identifying new prospects. That's how they such good job finding Alex Lopez.
     
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  23. Hydro

    Hydro Member+

    Nov 16, 2007
    Houstown
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nice job!

    So, statistics are saying it ain't that bad, or what?
     
  24. footyfool

    footyfool Member+

    May 8, 2008
    Houston
    I fear we will need a new thread, not knee jerk reactions. More like...

    "The completely rational discussion of the 2014 Houston Dynamo collapse"
     
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  25. El Naranja

    El Naranja Member+

    Sep 5, 2006
    Alief
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We aren't DC United 2013 bad....but are certainly trending that way...
     

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