The Looming Destruction of America Countdown Thread

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  1. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator Staff Member

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    So with all these conservatives saying that Tuesday was the day that America died, I thought we should have a thread to keep track of the upcoming destruction of our great nation.

    Every time you see a government takeover of another industry or company, this is the place to post it.

    Every gun grab -- post it here so we can keep track of our walk down communism lane.

    Death panel convenes and rules against your mom? Post it here.

    So far, since Tuesday -- well, I haven't seen any big changes yet. I can still go to the store and buy groceries without getting a tattoo of the mark of the beast. There's still gas at the gas stations (prices are down, too). My boss has not informed me yet that my role will be filled by a public service union member in the near future.

    But I'm sure all of those things are coming, so let's keep track of it here.

    If this is too soon, we can put this thread to bed and start it up again after the re-inauguration in January, but from what I've been reading, the death of America is imminent, so I wanted to make sure this thread got started before a government mandated typist was assigned to "interpret" my thoughts and type them in for me.


  2. ceezmad

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    Well didn't the Maya say the world will end December 2012?

    This just confirms they were right.

    On the positive side, we do not have to worry about the upcoming economic Armageddon or what ever the news are calling the sequestration + tax raises that would happen in January.
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    I heard helicopters flying around my house last night. They might have been black.
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    They're coming for your weed. :D


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    Union? Haha. You will be replaced by this.

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    You must not be in NYC.
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  8. Smurfquake

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    Sorry, that's a pre-existing condition and not covered by the election on Tuesday.

    In other news -- day six since the destruction of America. Our church is still open and dedicated to the worship of Jesus Christ, but some point it will have to join the one world religion and worship Obama. I'm just not sure when, but I'll update the thread when it happens.
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    I told you Obamacare was bullshit.
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    I am just going to get ahead of the curve and get Ghey Married ASAP...figure if you are early in the trend you can snag a rich one that will keep me in the lifestyle I am accustomed to.
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    Has anyone seen the New Anti-Obama propaganda film?

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    Here is FEMA

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    They haven't done anything that would indicate the destruction of America which means they are doing these things and I'm not able to detect them.
    They are more effective & scary than I thought.
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    Schapes, is that you?
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    This looks like complete horse shit. North Koreans. Puuuuuhleeeeze.
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    I really thought a jet was going to crash into my building, today.
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    Speaks for itself:

    A wife furious at her husband for not voting, ran him over in a Gilbert, Ariz. parking lot, according to police.
    The East Valley Tribune reports that, on Saturday night, Holly Solomon, 28, was arguing with her husband over his lack of voter participation when, witnesses said, they heard yelling and saw Solomon get into a Jeep and allegedly chase her husband through the parking lot.
    MyFox Phoenix reports that the argument was fueled by Solomon's fear and hatred of the Affordable Care Act, commonly called Obamacare.
    Solomon's husband first tried to hide behind a light pole, but Solomon drove around it while yelling at him, a Gilbert Police report said.
    When the husband tried to flee, Solomon drove after him, eventually hitting him and pinning him between the SUV and the curb, cops said.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/12/holly-solomon-runs-over-husband_n_2119080.html

    No word on whether the Jeep was made in China. So much for the "preventive" care portion of Obamacare . . . It actually CAUSES injury.
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    a) That's a pretty effective GOTV tactic, even if it's a week late.

    b) I didn't know "ground game" meant driving your husband into the ground.

    c) After his encounter with the Jeep tires, he really would've ended up a ground game.
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    Thanks Fox. Nice way to fuel hatred
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    d) Vote or die
  25. bigredfutbol

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    Nobody has come to take my gun away. I'm sure that's coming. Also, I have to drive to another branch for desk duty; there's a gun shop on the way there. I'll be sure to check to see if it's been seized by the government to turn their inventory over to the New Black Panthers.

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