MOST CURRENT PICTURE Elvir Rahimic was born as Elvirjusufaga Rambo Treci Rahimic to a family of goat cheese makers in Slaven Zivnice, nothing to do with Slaven Bilic or his zivce. He was born as very young. Elvir was born looking older than the doctor that delivered him, a man in his late 60s. Elvir started his career with Bosna Visoko where the broke the legs of the best opposing players, eventually earning him a transfer to Hogwarts Steyr in Austria via Euroblock Ljubljana. At Hogwarts his temper got the best of young(old) Rahimic and the Nazis in charge of the labor camp/club sent him away to the frozen steppe and gulags of Russia. It is said that in the coal mines of the Soviet Russian steppe he fell into a naturally occurring radio active pool of molten aluminum composite metals, rendering his bones indestructable. Soviet Authorities immediately shipped him to Moscow where he was probed numerously despite it having no input on the investigation and yielding no results. Recognizing his talents for violence and football he was sent to Vietnam where he started a rebellion against the government together with fellow soldiers Samir Muratovic and Zlatan Muslimovic. Even though the coup was unsuccessful Rahimic was able to attain the scalps of over 400 Vietnamese peasants. Rahimic can now be seen forcing his will in the Bosnian national team, where he "guides" the younger players in ways of pleasure and violence. Estimates of his age range anywhere from 75 to 300 years old. He is commonly thought to have three legs, however this is a common misconception, because his scrotum has loosened and inflated to the point of actually resembling a third leg.