Sadly, the United Fascist Union Campaign website doesn't seem to have been updated since 2008. Damn. Hail Grimes! was one of the most entertaining aspects of the last election.
That's the sign of a consistent candidate, hasn't changed a single policy in years. He will have to do a few U-turns if he wants to appear electable. I'm gonna sign off old-school and dispense with the Hail Grimes, I hope Director Grimes honours me by shooting me against a wall for my impertinence: Ave Grimes! Morituri te salutant!
Hail Grimes! The choice must not be put to a vote. Voting is not the Grimes way. It must simply be enacted.
It is the choice that proves you never had a choice to begin with. The anarcho-corporo-socialist promulgated self-deception of free will be swept away with the glorious iron will of Director Grimes! Hail Grimes!
Something tells me that if he would have run in the republican primaries, that he would have spent at least a few weeks as the anti-Romney front runner.
Your lack of hailing disturbs me. You do not want a place reserved for you in the 57000 mile long bullet proof wall whose plans are being drawn up now. Hail Grimes!
I just now read over this thread, and I must say that there is not enough rep on the internet for what has transpired here. Hail Grimes!
I guess Grimes didn't run in 2012. I did hear a young girl was killed in Grimes' hometown of Elkton, MD after celebratory New Year's gunfire. No hailing here.
If you watched any of the AFP's videos, you'd know that Grimes would never be associated with such cheesy music. Hail Grimes!
Wow - fascists are lefties now*: *I always understood that fascism was not definable on the usual right/left continuum (hail grimes)
Il Douche could do without negative publicity like the kind garnered by his former follower Ives. I'm thinking he will get shot against a wall after the next election. Hail Grimes!
Jonah Whathishead from the National Review started this meme based on some of the dumbest arguments I've ever heard.