The Jack Grimes [F] Presidential Campaign Thread

Discussion in 'Elections' started by Foosinho, Sep 27, 2007.

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  1. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    There was insufficient hailing of Grimes in Florida.

    I can't believe he didn't get a single vote!?!

    Hail Grimes! :eek:
     
  2. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Oh, yes, they will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

    On an unrelated note, did you hear about Grimes economic plan for America? Step one - build lots of walls.

    Hail Grimes!
     
  3. YankBastard

    YankBastard Na Na Na Na NANANANAAA!

    Jun 18, 2005
    Estados Unidos
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  4. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    http://www.paranoiamagazine.com/jackgrimes.html

    since yank bastard bumped this thread, here's a cover story about Grimes. It was posted by Crewdust two years ago, but newcomers might find it interesting.

    I'm not sure who that woman is, but I think I've finally found a conservative female commenator that is less hot than Ann Coulter.

    EDIT:

    Oh yeah: HAIL GRIMES!!!
     
  5. YankHibee

    YankHibee Member+

    Mar 28, 2005
    indianapolis
    The link has subliminal messages, but I have not been able to make one out.
     
  6. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Did you remember to take off your tinfoil hat? Doing so might help.
     
  7. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    Weird.

    [​IMG]

    They just look like normal, average, every day Duke alumni.


    EDIT -- Hail Grimes!

    Man, I'm out of practice.
     
  8. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    I thought we weren't allowed to 'necromance' threads now? :rolleyes: Some dipshit 'co-called' moderator told me that a while ago when I posted on a thread of mine that hadn't been posted on for a couple of years.
     
  9. YankHibee

    YankHibee Member+

    Mar 28, 2005
    indianapolis
    I gorilla glued it to my head. I can see quick flashes of something else periodically when scrolling.
     
  10. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    You forgot something . . . .






    Hail Grimes!
     
  11. Foosinho

    Foosinho New Member

    Jan 11, 1999
    New Albany, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Quality.

    Hail Grimes!
     
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  12. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fascism never gets old,baby!

    HAIL GRIMES!
     
  13. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    The rules don't apply to Jack Grimes.

    If you'd been able to make it out, then it wouldn't be subliminal. Trust Jack Grimes.

    Hail Grimes!
     
  14. Mr. Bandwagon

    Mr. Bandwagon Member

    Terremotos
    May 24, 2001
    the Barbary Coast
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Have you noticed that "The Jack Grimes [F] Presidential Campaign Thread" was resurrected the same weekend as a certain other Someone was (2000 years ago)?

    Just saying...

    Hail Grimes!
     
  15. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Er... OK! :confused:

    Hail Grimes!

    NB. I didn't realise it was compulsory.
     
  16. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Good day all, Hail Grimes!
     
  17. Kazuma

    Kazuma Member+

    Chelsea
    Jul 30, 2007
    Detroit
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    That woman looks like one of those scary dolls.

    Hail Grimes!
     
  18. Chesco United

    Chesco United Member+

    DC United
    Jun 24, 2001
    Chester County, PA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Why am I not surprised Grimes lives in Elkton, MD? Has anyone heard anything about Grimes in 2012?
    Hail Grimes!
     
  19. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Kind of like Hilliary Clinton on a bad day.


    Hail Grimes!
     
  20. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Jack Grimes understands the needs of business owners.

    Hail Grimes!
     
  21. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    There was an insufficiency of Grimes on my 2010 ballot.

    Hail Grimes!
     
  22. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Jack Grimes doesn't need a congress.

    Hail Grimes!
     
  23. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    He does need a Senate.

    In order to execute them for their failed plot to kill him.

    Hail Grimes!
     
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  24. maturin

    maturin Member

    Jun 8, 2004
    Grimes would fit right in with the current crop of GOP primary candidates.

    Hail Grimes!
     
  25. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Just yesterday I was wondering what our favorite fascist is up to these days.

    Hail Grimes!
     

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