The Herman Cain Flavor of the Week Thread

Discussion in 'Elections' started by American Brummie, Oct 4, 2011.

  1. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 5, 2000
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You know, the library system I work for has a subscription to "Thinkstock", which is a similar service (our graphics dept. uses it). I actually thought that picture looked a little TOO generic and perfect, as if it came from such a service. I'm a little surprised they didn't think it would come out.

    Oh, I have no doubt. I guess this makes him a "family values" candidate.
     
  2. That Phat Hat

    That Phat Hat Member+

    Nov 14, 2002
    Just Barely Outside the Beltway
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Japan
    There's nothing wrong with using stock per se.

    Doing a real photo shoot is time consuming and expensive, and amateurs are bad at posing. So for a low-rent campaign like Cain's, it totally makes sense.

    But the price you pay is the absolute cheesiness and genericness of "lifestyle" stock photography, and of course, there's the potential of someone on the Internet saying, "Hey, I know where that's from!", especially if you use a popular stock library like Shutterstock. And stock or not, the picture is just plain bad - it shows terrible taste and communicates nothing.

    So the really sensible thing is to have a coherent, well designed site that doesn't rely on generic strangers with positive attitude, but coherent and thought-out aren't qualities we exleft from the right wing.
     
  3. Umar

    Umar Member+

    Sep 13, 2005
    One step ahead
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx723-n1wPA"]CAIN TOUCHED THIS - YouTube[/ame]
     
  4. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This intro song he's playing at this press conference. What, he's channeling the latest trend that is, early 80's sound?
     
  5. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
  6. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  7. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    He should moderate that next GOP reality show debate with Donald Trump.
     
  8. GiuseppeSignori

    Jun 4, 2007
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So Cain is "suspending" his campaign, rather than ending it, just to rub it in the face of the awful meeja. This guy is pathetic. And I feel bad for his family having to put up with this charade.
     
  9. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Book deal, movie documentary, this will actually make him even more money perhaps.


    Uh oh, he's going to make an endorsement. Is he a good omen you think? It's like Knave predicting the winners in the MLS Playoffs. :p
     
  10. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    I never predicted winners. I only gave my support to losers. :(
     
  11. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He's quoting Pokemon!!! :eek:


    SO DESU YOOOOOOOOOO!!!
     
  12. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Oh, good! One nut down. Several to go.
     
  13. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Slight hit for the comedians of the world:( ;)
     
  14. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    That actually has to do with campaign finance laws. It almost certainly means he's in the red and wants to be able to raise funds to pay it off.
     
  15. GiuseppeSignori

    Jun 4, 2007
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You ain't kidding. Here are some of the best reactions from the Twitterverse...


    @nealbrennan Neal Brennan
    Plan B: for unwanted Presidencies.

    @GarryShandling Garry Shandling
    I'm not clear. So, he's not running? Or not quitting? Or not fighting? Just need to know which T-shirt to buy.

    @Nicolucci1899 Guy Nicolucci
    "I am at peace with my wife and she is at peace with me." No, Herm, your wife said she wanted a piece of your hide." #cainaouncment

    @HalSparks Hal Sparks
    Herman Cain is not quitting because of his affairs.. It's just that running a website full of dumb ideas is a full-time job. #cainwreck #p2

    @EugeneMirman Eugene Mirman
    I really was hoping Cain's plan B would be to ******** every American lady with the letter "a" in her name.

    @BorowitzReport Andy Borowitz
    I thought it was touching that Cain ended his speech with, "So that means I'm available... ladies?" #Cain

    @edhelms Ed Helms
    Never heard on The A Team: "I love it when a plan B comes together."

    @DougBenson Doug Benson
    The problem with the U.S. is the distraction of unproved accusations and false allegations. Keep 'em to yourself, ladies. #CainAnnouncement

    @MrJoshCharles Josh Charles
    Breaking News: Herman Cain told his supporters that he's suspending his campaign, but the 2 for 1 deal at Godfather's Pizza is on until Xmas

    @TheStevenWeber Steven Weber
    It won't be the first time Herman Cain's pulled out! #andithankyou

    @ChristFinnegan Christian Finnegan
    Prediction: Herman Cain's "Plan B" will be as popular with the RNC as the Plan B abortion pill. #cainwreck

    @hodgman hodgman
    I am suspending my presidential campaign in order to track down and capture the REAL adulterer.

    @theharryshearer Harry Shearer
    "I am suspending my Presidential campaign, and resuming my book tour."

    @toddzwillich Todd Zwillich
    The differences between a pizza slice and a Herman Cain press conf is with the pizza slice you get to the point first.

    @Wolfrum William K. Wolfrum
    "My father was a chauffeur, my mother was a maid, my mistress was unemployed." #CainWreck

    @whoiswillo Will O
    Herman Cain has suspended his Presidential Campaign to spend more time with your wife.

    @zachbraff Zach Braff
    Herman Cain suspends campaign. Says he needs more time to get "jiggy wit it."

    @FrankConniff Frank Conniff
    Herman Cain gave a beautiful & eloquent speech about why he's quitting the race because he's such a philandering scumbag.
     
  16. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Herman Cain should call Marion Barry, 'cause like "Da Mayor for Life," the bitch obviously set him up.
     
  17. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The instrumental to what would have been the new campaign song.
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70k-wGUEglc"]Take 6 - Spread Love (The 45 King Remix) - YouTube[/ame]
     
  18. DynamoEAR

    DynamoEAR Member+

    May 30, 2011
    HoustAtlantaDMV
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  19. uclacarlos

    uclacarlos Member+

    Aug 10, 2003
    east coast
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    I'm taking time from a slammed schedule (newborn child, career change, family visiting left und right) to say neener, neener, neener. Check out my sig.

    We laughed at you then. We laughed at you throughout Cain's book tour... I mean... "campaign"...

    But I never laughed at the sheer stupidity of his statements and lacunae of knowledge.

    I've been waiting for this day for 2 months:

    WE TOLD YOU SO.

    [/gloat]
     
  20. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He's really only putting his campaign on hold; suspending is what he said, I believe.

    The real reason is that Christmas is upon us, and there are just too many ladies who need Cain's Christmas spirit and Candy...uh, Cain. It would be un-Christian to deny them his tidings this Christmas season. :D
     
  21. Dr. Know

    Dr. Know Member+

    Dec 5, 2005
    Macondo
    The fact that this lunatic was even in the race and actually had lots of supporters speaks a lot about the voting public. FFS this guy is beyond the dumb.
     
  22. Deep Wilcox

    Deep Wilcox BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Onion Nailed it:

    "Rumors of Affair End Presidential Run of Candidate that Didn't Know China had Nuclear Weapons".
     
  23. guignol

    guignol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 28, 2005
    mermoz-les-boss
    Club:
    Olympique Lyonnais
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    [​IMG]
     
  24. guignol

    guignol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 28, 2005
    mermoz-les-boss
    Club:
    Olympique Lyonnais
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    that's cold bro... tee hee.

    and congrats on the newborn!
     
  25. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hermain Cain will endorse Newt tomorrow. Keep the jokes clean.
     

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