The Herman Cain Flavor of the Week Thread

Discussion in 'Elections' started by American Brummie, Oct 4, 2011.

  1. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
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  2. CHICO13

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    Oct 4, 2001
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    Thanks, I just shot Dr. Pepper out my nose.
     
  3. That Phat Hat

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    I meant reputation as in the kind that gets him a job as CEO of a big industry association. He might still have cache with the right wing, but he's lost that nice affable businessman cred with the middle.

    Also, he's "reassessing his campaign" because all this time, his wife thought he couldn't get laid with all those women he was laying sexual advances on. Everything's changed now.
     
  4. bigredfutbol

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    I think it's a disgrace that with 9% unemployment, the current GOP trying to put satirists out of work.
     
  5. Dr. Wankler

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    I'm going to file that under "things you can't unsee."
     
  6. That Phat Hat

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    I wasn't aware of Charlie Pierce until the Penn State scandal hit, but I like his style:
    http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/herman-cain-drop-out-6602188
     
  7. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
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    I've always wondered why people run for office when they have such obnoxious skeletons rattling around in the closet waiting for just the right moment to jump out. Did it never occur to Cain that just one of these women would come forward between the time he announced his candidacy and the end of his second term as president?

    In a lot of ways I think it sucks because it significantly lowers the quality of candidates we get (for example, I would never, ever run for anything ever lest my wife finds out about all the bad things I did before I met her.)

    On the other hand, I stand in wonder at how dumb Cain must be for not seeing this coming down the tunnel like an express train.
     
  8. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
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    This thread is still up? I thought the liberal minions had gotten this guy taken care of by now! On to bigger and better things!:D
     
  9. M

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    Feb 18, 2000
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    From everything I've seen and heard of this guy he's (i) not very bright; and (ii) arrogant. Not a good combination for someone with his purported history who chooses to run in a primary election.
     
  10. guignol

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    diff strokes for diff folks, she has all the makings of a hermiette to me!

    sorry doc, i'll have to spread some rep around and get back to you on this one!
     
  11. guignol

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    Apr 28, 2005
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    actually this HHBL* looks much more ginger whitish (or does one say ginger whitey?) than the actual ginger white, who is more of a betty, with hints of mabel.

    *hunka hunka burnin' luv
     
  12. guignol

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    Apr 28, 2005
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    AB, when are you gonna figure this out? besides being as fond of a good laugh as the average joe, librul minyuns are praying to their che posters every night that nuthin' happens to dear old hermie. he's comic gold now, as gop candidate he would be electoral gold.

    hmmm... it seems to me that if candidacies were declared online, the page wouldn't validate unless you clicked the button: i have read the terms and agreements and delare that i am both (i) and (ii).
     
  13. Dr. Wankler

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    He's the author of this book, which isn't the sort of diatribe it sounds like. Well worth reading. He's also always great when he's on NPR's show, Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

    [​IMG]
     
  14. THOMA GOL

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  15. CHICO13

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    You know what's funny? Gingrich, an avowed cheater and womanizer getting a bump in the polls because of Cain's affair. Freaking "conservatives" crack me up.
     
  16. That Phat Hat

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    To be fair, most of Cain's undoing was his failed attempts at affairs. Primary voters prefer better cheaters.
     
  17. JohnR

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    Jun 23, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Give Cain credit, when he did score he delivered. It sounded as if Ms. White quite enjoyed the whole affair. A man who can satisfy his own wife while also satisfying another woman ... for the firs time, Cain is seeming Presidential.
     
  18. bigredfutbol

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    I'll bet I could "satisfy" two women if I had a seven-figure income, as well.
     
  19. JohnR

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    Jun 23, 2000
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    Lavish gifts are the best form of male enhancement.
     
  20. Crimen y Castigo

    May 18, 2004
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    I quite liked that excerpt posted by That Phat Hat ... but now I'm wondering if he's the guy on WWDTM with that awful overly-loud guffawish laugh?

    If so: Blech.
     
  21. JohnR

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    Jun 23, 2000
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    I like that he calls him Herb instead of Herman, repeatedly. Herb Caen was a gossip columnist for the SF Chronicle for many years. Quite an obscure reference.
     
  22. Funkfoot

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    Now I'm confused. When he tried to get that ************** in the limo, who was he cheating on?
     
  23. JohnR

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    Jun 23, 2000
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    Newt.
     
  24. ceezmad

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    Bill Clinton should jump into the GOP race! Mofo would kill!


    BTW I wonder who hooked up with the ugliest girl, Cain or Clinton?
     
  25. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
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    That's no way to address our Secretary Of State.
     

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