what happens when you piss off posters a lot and then mention you're getting married and then give out the website you made for your wedding enabling people to crash it and then put a guestbook on it? mad theory July 28, 2005 my god, linsey...you could do so much better than this greasy mexican't pig(like me ofcourse). If you ever decide to have children come by london and i'll hook you up with some super sperm. ________________________________________ Lindsay July 28, 2005 ITS OVER JUAN! OVER!!! ________________________________________ Sergej Antonov Yushkevich July 28, 2005 Marquez. This is my last warning. We yet have not received the $20,000 you borrowed for the surgery. We are starting to get upset. Please don't make us upset. We know where you live, we know when and where the wedding will be. Please do not disappoint us. We are not interested in your suggestion to trade your wife. The fetish market has gone down. We are only interested in cash. Call Boris for further instructions. Nastrovje ________________________________________ Brenda sanchez July 28, 2005 hey homes .I thought you liked me better? why get married to some other broad . ________________________________________ Colm Flynn July 28, 2005 Colm from bigsoccer here, just wishing you to have a good day and paying tribute to you and your bride ________________________________________ robincd July 28, 2005 I çm on my way to the bash, Juan. I promise to be good. Please don´t serve us crackers and cheez whiz. ok? ________________________________________ Travis Toon July 28, 2005 Yo Juan I need you to like pm or something about what to wear, because I wouldn't miss this for the world. ________________________________________ Mitch Conner July 28, 2005 id like to pay tribute to juan and his bride .The boys from www.bigsoccer.com wish you a happy wedding day .I regret photoshopping all those pics of juan but hey ,have a good day Video Palace July 28, 2005 Mr Juan, this is Jim from Video Palace here on Vine and Hollywood. Yea, I was wondering when you were going to return Giant Brasilian Dicks. Other homo..I mean...people want to watch it. If you don't return it by Friday, we will be forced to charge your soon to be wife's credit card. Oh, and congrats on the wedding. Do you need anything for the honeymoon? ________________________________________ Alessandro Da Silva July 28, 2005 Juan... you may want to think about changing your guest-book log-in features. Someone logged in as me... ________________________________________ Lindsay July 28, 2005 hi, mad theory, i think i'm going to have to take up that offer for some super sperm. i just cringe at the thought of my children looking like juan. you heard me, my children...that's the only reason i got engaged with him in the first place. ________________________________________ Metro24freak July 28, 2005 I'm sorry i was mean to you on bigsoccer Juan! I LOVE YOU! forget Lindsay and be my man! ________________________________________ Rey July 28, 2005 Good luck on the wedding thingy.. Just remember Juan not to take up the ass on your wedding night. ________________________________________ Alessandro Da Silva July 28, 2005 SIKE...I hate you! ________________________________________ Latisha from the club July 28, 2005 Juanito, es me, Latisha from the club, El Chupa Chupa. Well, I wanted to thank you for the wild night but you may need to get checked out by a doctor. I have this nasty green stuff coming out of my **********. It is nasty, but you didn't seem to mind last night. Call me. 867-5309.
Alessandro Da Silva July 28, 2005 Yo Juan. Alex from bigsoccer here. Congratulations on the wedding and good luck with everything and hopefully you get to open that restaurant. If in Cali, I'll definitely look it up! ________________________________________ Lindsay July 28, 2005 I'm sorry Juan but I'm leaving you for Garcia ________________________________________ Garcia Bigsoccer Pimp July 28, 2005 What is up, amigo? I will arrive to LAX at 9:00 AM one week before the wedding. I decided to take you up on your offer and stay with you for the week. I will need fresh flowers in my room each day and oysters by the bucket. Gotta keep the briedsmaids happy, wink...wink. Anyway, I hope I will fit in with my pink ruffle shirt and red tux. Us Latinos gots styles...ya tu sabes. Hola to Lindsay and Pancho el gato! PS. I miss you. Metro24freak July 28, 2005 Look Juan i even learned Spanish for you! TE QUIERO JUAN!!! ________________________________________ Pete's Gimp Rental Inc. July 28, 2005 Hello Mr. Marquez, congratulations to your wedding. I was just wondering where the 12 gimps are that you hired two weeks ago. I really need them back, and btw it's getting pretty expensive. The Pasdera credit cards you gave us don't work anymore. Please call me at 1-900-GIMPLUV ________________________________________ Metro24freak Metro24freak July 28, 2005 Look Juan i even learned Spanish for you! TE QUIERO JUAN!!! ________________________________________ TBF July 28, 2005 Hi there, this is TBF drom BS. All the best to you two. And Lindsay, you pay no need to the mean boys and girls who posted here, you hear? You just stick by Juan, he'll never find another one like you. Good luck! ________________________________________ Hugo July 28, 2005 Hey Juan, Hucsman from BS. As you may have noticed, someone leaked the password. Before you delete all this posts, I just wanted to congratulate you and Lindsay, may you have a great life together . Y si vienes a Puebla, avísame y nos hechamos un par de coronas. ________________________________________ Captain Kirk July 28, 2005 All the guys down at the Star Trek fan club wanna wish the happy couple a great wedding. Juan needs to lose his virginity and what better person to lose it to then lindsay .best wishes..... ________________________________________ Metro24freak Metro24freak July 28, 2005 BE MINE JUAN!!! ________________________________________ Alessandro Da Silva July 28, 2005 Sike AGAIN! I still hate you mexican! ________________________________________ WR good guy July 28, 2005 Hey Juan be a good husband and quit posting pictures of your future wife in internet message boards. ________________________________________ Alessandro Da Silva July 28, 2005 You know I ********ed Lindsay! Real good, too! aimercat July 28, 2005 Why are all the good men taken? ________________________________________ The real ToonUSA July 28, 2005 This is ridiculous. ________________________________________ metro24freak July 28, 2005 Sweetie, iz a be missin you. You iz my sweetheart, my boo! Iz a be real goods to youz. I iz a virgin and youz needz to be teachin me about the dick. ________________________________________ LordR July 28, 2005 Greetings from Germany Juan. Sorry but I won't make it to the wedding :/ But post some pictures of the ceremony next month!! ________________________________________ ToonUsa July 28, 2005 Umm...correction, after measuring the size of my penis, it actually 3 inches of gringo meat. Boy I could go on all day about the amount of mexican bitches who devoured my pecker, YEEHAW! Only in America. ________________________________________ Rafael Marquez July 28, 2005 Hola Juan gracias por tu support para me equipe, pero despacio tu support por favor ________________________________________ Hecho en Mexico July 28, 2005 Want me to watch your house when you are gone on the honeymoon? I can cut the grass. ________________________________________ ToonUSA July 28, 2005 Juan, don't marry Lindsey. She is all wrong for you. I love you and want all 7 plus inches of your ********. ________________________________________ Metro24freak Metro24freak July 28, 2005 Leave that lil white girl and come to this fine chocolate woman Juan! ________________________________________ Oyster Hut July 28, 2005 Hey, Juan and Lindsay. Since you have been registered here, our business has increased 10x. You have everyone buying oysters and more oysters! Thanks alot The REAL real ToonUSA July 28, 2005 So Juan still on for tommorow night papi chulo? ________________________________________ Moderator July 28, 2005 Seriously guys it's me Alessandro Da Silver your BS Mod, this ******** needs to stop or i'm gonna cry myself to sleep! ________________________________________ efe July 28, 2005 Ever considered Sea Marriage? ________________________________________ Huss July 28, 2005 I am going to ban people! Red cards! Red cards! ________________________________________ Mike Segroves July 28, 2005 I am gay and thanks to Juan, I have learned to be happy and proud of myself. Gracias Juan. You have made the difference in my life.
Rey July 28, 2005 ________________________________________ Moderator July 28, 2005 This sock puppetry needs to halt. Thank you signed the administration. ________________________________________ Tiger Woods July 28, 2005 Is Juan hung like a mouse? fo shizzle ma nizzle ________________________________________ Garcia BigSoccer Pimp July 28, 2005 lindsay you dirty white barbarian, you better take good care of my Juan, or you best pray to the lord you don't have a daughter because i will sure as hell impregnate her. ________________________________________ The REAL real ToonUSA July 28, 2005 Get in line. Juan is all mine! Freddie mercury July 28, 2005 happy wedding sweetie.. ________________________________________ sidspaceman July 28, 2005 I am a fake Colombian, but have always admired you from afar. I need to have you inside of me, right now, Juan. This is why I protect you Mexicans in the Mexico forum. I love little Mexicans, They are so cute and I want to stuff them with my arepa of love. Lick me all over, please, Juan. ________________________________________ Stacey Garritson July 28, 2005 Lindsay you really need to think long and hard about what type of man you're marrying. ________________________________________ Kyle Lambton July 28, 2005 hey stacey ,where juans pals from bigsoccer .look it up. He gave us the link to the site.we love his moustache and his funny ways. ________________________________________ Stacey Garritson July 28, 2005 What has been going on with this site. It was so beautiful in March? ________________________________________ robincd July 28, 2005 You have spread too much damn reputation in the last 24 hours. Try again later..... ________________________________________ Elizbeth July 28, 2005 Hi, I'm Elizabeth but people just call me Liz. I'm a overweight native american, I don't really have a social life if you discount my doings on various chat sits on the web. If it doesn't work out Juan, I'm here for you ________________________________________ Garcia Bigsoccer Pimp July 28, 2005 I own you, bitch! Lindsy wasn't even that good in bed. ________________________________________ Juanita July 28, 2005 Ever considered Sea Marriage? ________________________________________ Elizabeth III July 28, 2005 ******** all you piss wanker wannabe mexicans fear the turtle, U of M July 28, 2005 bigsoccer's a bitch isn't it juan? But you set yourself up for this. And Lindsay, I'd keep an eye on him when he's posting, he just loves to talk about your sex life on the internet to total strangers ________________________________________ billy July 28, 2005 ________________________________________ Mama Marquez July 28, 2005 Juan, your family is starving in Mexjico and you are MARRYING this thing?? SHAME ON YOU. ________________________________________ US Postal Carrier July 28, 2005 Lindsay, the postman always cums twice. Remember? Is Juan going to work at McDonald's tomorrow? If so, leave the door unlocked. ________________________________________ Bruce Arena July 28, 2005 Juan, I just got those tapes from the secret Mexican practices. I will put in a good word for you with the Dept of Homeland Security. America needs traitors like you on our side. I am having a little trouble getting Freddy Adu to sign your underwear. He had been reading all the mean things you had been saying on bigsoccer. Who knew the little rugrat could read? ________________________________________ el cuerpo de deseo July 28, 2005 ay dios mio this is getting out of mano ________________________________________ Juan July 28, 2005 This is no funny. I need this green card and you guys are messing it all up! ________________________________________ Lindsay's Lawyer friend July 28, 2005 50% of all marriages end in divorce. I know I just met Linday last night at the Holiday Inn, but if she needs anything, anything, just call again. One more thing, Linday left her bra in the back seat of my BMW. ________________________________________ Jane Whitley July 28, 2005 Oh my gosh! Lindsay I didn't know you were marrying that latin retard from Napoleon Dynamite! Oh my god, we're gonna have a movie star in the family! Make us proud sweetie. ________________________________________ Raab July 28, 2005 this is absolutely priceless the actual metro July 28, 2005 juan stop calling me. It's nice that you're offering to fly me all the way out there but I don't want you're dick anywhere near me. Lindsay, keep any eye on him Satisfaction... July 28, 2005 I've always had a soft spot for Lyndsey since she first went down on her knees and begged to blow me - she'd always complained that Juan was not only endowed with a malformed micropenis but, due to an unfortunate incident with a goat at a young age, he had since failed to maintain an erection unless she kept bleating every 30 seconds....
Monty buffalino July 28, 2005 happy wedding day from the all guys at the fudge factory ________________________________________ mad theory July 28, 2005 calm down retard, i wouldn't be surprised if it isn't the bitch herself doing this. ________________________________________ metro again July 28, 2005 Oh yeah lindsay, he also told us about how much you love it when he gives you head. If that were my fiance putting that up on the internet I wouldn't be too happy. He was also quick to brag about how his dick gets to 7 1/2 inches when he eats oysters. Just thought you should know, you're the one who's gonna be stuck with him not me ________________________________________ oh dear July 28, 2005 Damn it ,we can all thank mad theory for giving the pass to that douchebag hucsman. Well done ,tool , ________________________________________ The Easter Bunny July 28, 2005 I believe in your big dick. Stacy Garritson July 28, 2005 Lindsay told me that the first time she saw Juans penis, she thought it was a deformality. chester montgolfier July 28, 2005 Lindsay cheated on juan with this midget . RafaMarquez July 28, 2005 Also Juan don't forget to dump this fat bitch when you get your green card. So you can come back to me, your one true love papi. ________________________________________ RafaMarquez July 28, 2005 Since everything is out in the open here, I need to tell you the truth. Yes, I did ******** Lindsy and your cat licked my balls. America, ******** Yea! metro24freak July 28, 2005 i hate black people, i hate looking into the mirror every morning and seeing a monkey, i hate my life. i wish i was lindsay so i could have that latino meat all by myself! ________________________________________ apoyo July 28, 2005 vive buen vida y que chingen sus madres los gringos!! viva la mexique!!! Ahua! ________________________________________ bobby convey July 28, 2005 Can I suck you dick? I heard from Kim that it is huge! I hate black girls. I just love those Latinos! ________________________________________ Jane Whitley July 28, 2005 http://img279.echo.cx/img279/7341/lindsayschwein3zv.jpg ________________________________________ Mama Marquez July 28, 2005 dirty pig, my chico, how could u let me down like that. ________________________________________ RafaMarquez July 28, 2005 love of all things mexican papi, you are marrying one ugly whore. ________________________________________ The REAL RafaMarquez July 28, 2005 Juan, it is me, the real RafaMarquez from bigsoccer. You know I would never dis you in that way. I would never ******** that nasty bitch you call "mi amor". I like black philly rats like Kim24freak. I like my women the way I take my coffee, black and hot! ________________________________________ Hucsman July 28, 2005 dont you worry ,juany baby.imma gonne come to your rescue and try in vain to hide all these messages by writing "none" in all my comments. Its a fool proof plan to make sure no ones sees what the others put .your sincerely ,your slave and servant huscman. ________________________________________ metro July 28, 2005 oh yeah, good luck with marriage btw. Hopefully Juan won't be too upset after the US hands mexico their asses the day before, he should be able to put on a smile for Lindsay ________________________________________ RafaMarquez July 28, 2005 Almost forgot, am I still invited? I hope not because I will be in Columbus to watch Mexico lose to the USA. daniel July 28, 2005 Juan and Lindsay, Congratulations on your upcoming wedding. May your children grow to play in the World Cup someday. ________________________________________ Cole herpes July 28, 2005 How come Juan never looks in Lindsays eyes in the pictures? Its like he is either looking at her chest area or staring blankly into space. ________________________________________ sidefootsitter July 28, 2005 Scoreline is irrelevant. The style of play and, more importantly, the joy of the game from both clubs was what people would most remember. Chicago technically tied the game. ________________________________________ metro July 28, 2005 people just can't get enough of me, I'm the real metro and I'll say what my Grandpa said to my mom going downt the aisle, "You don't have to do it." But my Dad isn't Juan and he didn't go talking about ******** between him and my mom on the internet, maybe cause they didn't have it but still ________________________________________ Juans one-eyed "friend" July 28, 2005 Please Juan - for the last time of asking don't go through with this marriage - I've had enough of being anywhere near that rancid fish stinking ********** of Lindsay. At the very least introduce the bitch to personal hygiene before you put me anywhere near that again (you could also look out the wire-brush again as you haven't de-cheesed me for 2 months now and I'm starting to feel like an over-ripe roquefort) ________________________________________ mc20500 July 28, 2005 "You must spread some reputation around before giving it to robincd again" Have a great wedding Juan. And may you be blessed with alot of Juanitos. ________________________________________ Dominican Lou July 28, 2005 Congrats on the wedding Juan. Enjoy Peru if the aftermath of this little stunt doesn't ruin everything for you. Remember to visit my 'hood- San Martin de Porres. Try the street cart anticuchos on Avenida Peru! ________________________________________ ToonUSA July 28, 2005 Go USA! ________________________________________ Bo Jonson July 28, 2005 Bitch expect a surprise at the wedding, better hire some protection because it'll get ugly. i'm gonna rape you infront of juan, and he's gonna enjoy it, damnit! ________________________________________ Juans goat lover July 28, 2005 bleat bleat Adolf July 28, 2005 Dear Juan id like my moustache back please. yours sincerely Adolf Hitler Curious July 28, 2005 Why is there a picture of a starfish on the header? Is this some bizarre subconscious example of Juan's fixation with uphill gardening? ToonUSA July 28, 2005 I'm just looking for the restroom. ________________________________________ Gollum (LOTR) July 28, 2005 Dear Lindsay Who does your hairstyle?? Id really like to get that look for myself. Yours sincerely Gollum aka smegel
Juan Marquez July 28, 2005 Please Lindsay they are right, we do not belong together. Thanks to double I will now embrace my homosexuality, thank you homes. ________________________________________ Lindsay Pasdera July 28, 2005 Oh my god! Who are all these people? I love Juan. Please leave, people. I'll have to do a cleaning of my guestbook. Nobody is going to stop me from marrying Juan. ________________________________________ The_Double July 28, 2005 You know, the double, means that I go both ways. I ruined bigsoccer and know plan to ruin Juan's wedding! Juan is mine, bitch! I am a loser, but Juan is a bigger loser. What is that? I am going to red card you for that! HOG is my sockpuppet. ________________________________________ jmarquez1976 July 28, 2005 ***THREAD CLOSED*** Just kidding, I love penis in my mouth! Please remember to buy gifts for the wedding. I am registered at the Lion's Den. I want a double-ended 36 inch dildo so me and Lindsay can get ********ed at the same time. We have never cum together. Would you like to cum on my face? I would put your balls into mu mouth and hum the Mexican national anthem! It always worked for mc20500! ________________________________________ The_Double July 28, 2005 I'm gay, watch out Lindsay! I'll take Juan away from you! ________________________________________ Juan's Mother July 28, 2005 Mijo! Don't get eh married to that white devil. She used to be a man and can never love you the way I do! ________________________________________ Chaski's Mom July 28, 2005 Chaski, come clean your room! I won't let you look at porn on the internet until you you do! ________________________________________ Chaski July 28, 2005 I think there are sockpuppets here. You will be red carded...and your little dog, too! ________________________________________ Chaski July 28, 2005 Thread closed. It's too long. ________________________________________ jmarquez1976 July 28, 2005 You ********ing pricks.. Your all jealeaous of my mexican dick and wish you could recieve head from Lindsay every day. ********ers Alex_1 July 28, 2005 Juan, seeing you get married and achieve happiness makes me realize what a miserable life I have. My whole life is centered on being a BigSoccer moderator and nothing else. And when I can't win arguments, I change people's posts. I am such a **********. PS. can I please have my anal beads back? thanks ________________________________________ Sinner Ronald Monk July 28, 2005 Juan, I will never forget the night we spent together in San Francisco. I never knew a Mexican could touch me that way. Please come to England after you are one with the wedding. PS. I promise to go to the dentist before I go down on your again. ________________________________________ PIG (g_gip) July 28, 2005 Are we the good folks of WR are going to get invited to wedding, mate? I promise to suck your dick everyday from now on, c'mon mate, what do you say, Marquez? ________________________________________ Juans friend July 28, 2005 OMG, the guys at bigsoccer are right, you really do look like a pig! your parents must be 2 ugly mother********ers! why? July 28, 2005 Why? ________________________________________ mc20500 July 28, 2005 "You must spread some reputation around before giving it to robincd again" Have a great wedding Juan. And may you be blessed with alot of Juanitos. ________________________________________ Dominican Lou July 28, 2005 Congrats on the wedding Juan. Enjoy Peru if the aftermath of this little stunt doesn't ruin everything for you. Remember to visit my 'hood- San Martin de Porres. Try the street cart anticuchos on Avenida Peru! ________________________________________ ToonUSA July 28, 2005 Go USA! ________________________________________ Bo Jonson July 28, 2005 Bitch expect a surprise at the wedding, better hire some protection because it'll get ugly. i'm gonna rape you infront of juan, and he's gonna enjoy it, damnit!
***guestbook posted by request of mc202005, Garcia, kesone95, Visca el Barca (I think) and some other people in that honeymoon thread****
WR mods thought he was HOG's sock and red carded him about the same time they red carded HOG. He's in the US now I think, he seemed anxious about coming here and getting completely wasted and sleeping in a car.
Wow, I'm not sure whats more shocking. Finding out you had a thing for juan or the fact that everything in this guestbook happened july 28th
not all of the posts under my name were made by me (that would be anything suggesting that i wanted juan in any way, shape, or form)
He sent me many PM's and told me he wanted to meet up with me once he got here. By the way, we can post whatever here in Free for all? I'll be getting ready Garfield's pictures.
This is just ********ing funny. I had to bump this after finding the link via the world rivalries forum. Enjoy.
