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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by el-capitano, Sep 26, 2012.
More adventures from Usscouse can be found here.
What's the context of this thread title? Do you want us to just keep posting random comments, questions, and thoughts, or by "even more" do you want our comments, questions, and thoughts to be even more random by before...like super random.
If its the latter, then I like turtles.
This is the thread where you can post anything you like.
Turtles like this? :
Or turtle's like this? :
What about turtles like this?:
Well if you like them, then you should see someone about that.
This poor guy was the "Loser" on a beach in Mexico......."He's just taking a kip!"
lol...Don't you dare judge me...remember our boy Tortus Poulsen believed that himself and Turtles McAdam would be our epic midfield partnership. GETCHA FACTS STRAIGHT
Hahahahahaha, I won a date with the US Open Cup
Trying to find an open top bus to parade it in!
Emmmm. Very nice El Camino. Looks to be circa 1968 or so. Very nice indeed.
You know it was us Aussies that invented the ute.
We invent everything that's good in the world, while you guys........
Bill Mollison and David Holmgren are my two favorite Aussie innovators.
I like that guy that invented Australian 80s music.
Anyone see what Kansas City Chiefs fans did yesterday? They cheered when their QB Matt Cassel went down with a concussion and was laying flat on the field. They're fed up with his poor play and were happy to see him get hurt.
Acted like a bunch of Yanited fans would if you ask me, absolutely classless.
I don't know who the guy is in the video but I like him and what he said.
Guess I'm a late comer with Dave Kirby but getting a kick out of finding more about him. Trying to get a copy of Kop Stories now. In the meanwhile I thought this was fun. Old but still fun.
The Stand Off!
By Dave Kirby, aka 'Braces and Boots
All was quiet at MelwoodOne August afternoon
Just a routine training sesh
As the season was starting soon
Some were doing press ups
Some stretching their kness
While Jamie Redknapp was having a wankAt a picture of Louise
Then all of a sudden it started
The language and air turned blue
As two stubborn scousers got angry
Then the ripping and insults flew
The players were taking penalties
With Fowler the next sharp shooter
But he blasted one at Thommo’s head
And twatted him right on the hooter
All the players laughed like ********
The ball stuck fast to his nose
He felt a proper prick
‘coz it looked like a giant toffee apple
on the end of a bit stick
“What the ******** was that” he said
“are you taking the piss”
“Oh ******** off Thommo, with a nose like that
I could not ********ing miss”
“You cheeky little druggy ********
who the ******** do you think you are
have you been at the coke again
or showing Le Saux your Arse”
“Now listen ********ing Pinocchio
What are you trying to say
I do not take charlie any more
And I ain’t no ********ing Gay”
“And if you took ********ing charlie
With sniffing gear like that
You could snort a line from 50 yards
You ugly big nosed twat”
Then Thommo turned to Fowler
Saying with a grunt
“I’m gonna get you guillotined
you spice boys little ********”
That’s when the stand of started
So Gerard got involved
Then with French words of wisdom
The problem soon was solved
His words were philosophical
Articulate and blunt
He said “If you don’t apologise
I’m selling you, you ********”
For 10 long days we waited
While the papers had a ball
Theres nothing more than those twats love
Than to see the scousers fall
The two stood fast like gun slingers
But who’d be the first to draw
As the musical chimes rang out aloud
Like the film ‘A few dollars more’
And then the ice was broken
Quite late on a Sunday night
The doorbell rang on Thommo’s house
As he was taking a shite
He thought it was an intruder
So he gave his hands a wash
Then lifted his nose above his head
To use as a burglars cosh
But Robbie was having second thoughts
This was knawing at his pride
So he ran like mad through the garden
To find a place to hide
Thommo stood and scratched his head
There was nothing around but the cat
Then a voice shouted from a bush
“I’m sorryyou big nosed twat"
So that’s how the saga ended
They are now all “pally, pally”
Scouse stubborness from a Kirky ********
And a little south end scally
But watch your arse now Robbie
Houllier care not for superstars
If another ball hits the bridge of Phil’s nose
It might just be a bridge too far!
Baseball generally bores me to tears - but this set of playoffs so far has been incredible.
So much damn homework, UGH. I spent 7 hours yesterday preparing a 30 minute presentation which I had to give today, and 5 so far on a Commercial Law paper which I'm only 60% done. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH
At least it's during the International Break though
I watched more adventures of "RAKE" last night. That Ozzie bludger is good. Love the show.