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Discussion in 'Free For All' started by Chicago1871, Mar 21, 2006.
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"Zn2AsO4OH" is the chemical composition of Adamite. You're just being silly.
I know it. I cain't hep mesef.
I'd like to apologize for using the CoF's Holy Water for distilling into whiskey.
I refuse to apologize for not sharing, however.
I just ran into this thread on accident and I read all of it..
my head is about to explode.
*Shakes collection box* You owe us money now.
and tithe here is 25%, buddy. none of this pansy 10% crap.
we can do the barter system, however.
we accept alcohol, erotic literature, and soccer paraphanelia as currency.
I can give you some budweiser.... it started out as Warsteiner, but now it's Bud.
You realize that a kind word and small donation to the collection plate and Foos can do that for you?
Or maybe just the whiskey. Huh, the water of life...who knew?
No need to apologise. On the contrary, you should be praised. This is our version of transubstantiation.
It's just not the same unless it goes through a radiator. I don't know if that's CoF doctrine or not. Just one of the reasons I'm a heretic.
When's the virgin sacrifice?
Virgin sacrifice? What a horrible waste. You're shaking my faith Sachin.
I was going to sacrifice male virgins... like, you know... the Galaxy forum.
Now there's an idea that'll save us a lot of time.
In fact, the holy whiskey is used exclusively in Foosian convents for the making of the holy jello shooters.
Not sure which cult you're in, but good whiskey is not used in Jell-O shots.
I don't know if I can be part of a church that dilutes its good whisky with jello.
Well, we had the jello left over from the wrestling, so I figured better to put it to some sort of use.
Fine fine fine, I'll stick with the vodka made from baby kittens tears. Better?
Go with what works. Charity Jell-O wrestling match on the front lawn.
I'll round up the Foosian sisters and make it happen.
Foosian sisters wrestling in whiskey-infused jello?
Does the rest of the congregation have to bring their own straws or will the church provide them this time?
I'm fine either way. I just want to avoid the epidemic of snapped car antennae in the church parking lot that was occasioned the last time we had one of these, so let's get the word out early this time.
I'd offer a shuttle service, but the church's bus is still locked up at the police impound, and they're none to big a hurry to give it back to us after that last incident.
Ouch, don't remind me. I still get post cards from my old cell mates, Bedbug Eddy and Stovepipe.
Incidentally, has the church leadership come to any conclusion about my suggestion that we affiliate with an actual bail-bondsman?