Then you'll enjoy this ... http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2007/04/30/070430sh_shouts_simms?currentPage=all
TimB4Last in minutes reaches back 4 years to the relevant Shouts and Murmurs. Not sure if this is impressive or merely interesting.
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