The "99 Questions"

Martin Luther had 98 Theses, Magnier has 99 Questions

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,1563,1135072,00.html

Does anyone other than me wonder what those 99 questions are, outside of the transfers? Here's my best guess:

#47. What were you drinking when you signed Forlan?

#56. Can't we get some more Irish guys in the squad?

#62. How come it took so long for you to get rid of Veron?

#74. See #47

#81. Fabien Barthez. What was up with that?

#86. What makes you think I'd give you half a race horse? This must have been something you came up with while watching Forlan.


If anyone else has any ideas, please elaborate.

38. When you said you wanted to buy a horse, you meant RvN didn't you?

knee deep in the motel tub, reba dangle the ladle from her lip, sip, dip

im way to scatterbrained at the mo to think of witty anti-manyoo questions (although i think this thread is some more gold from coach)~

Coach.. head of the anti-forlan faction?
I personally love seeing him whiff sitters, pass straight to the opposite shirt, ect~

now if we can only get modano back in the mix!

phishy~

please me have no regrets

97. Fergie with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

#36. What's with all the headlines saying you like Butt?

#9 If RVN and Butt link up well, does it mean you like Horse Butt?

#22. Sir Red Nose, are you jealous of Moshe, Hershel, and Shlomo?

63. Is it true you kicked a boot at Rock of Gibraltar after he was slow coming back?

#92. Single malt or blended?