Discussion in 'Real Madrid' started by fierro, Aug 24, 2013.
Thank you. Its always nice to have my work recognized. Now onto the corrupting the thread.
Question of hours.
This thread title is sexist.
No that would be me. Damn I cann't find any sexual innuendo, care to help me out.
His lights are on, but Bale's in Real
Tata's mind is not his own
His heart sweats, His body shakes
Another buy is what it takes
He can't sleep, He can't eat
There's no doubt, he's in deep
His throat is tight, He can't breathe
Gareth Bale is all we need
He likes to think that he's immune to the stuff...oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say he is nervous as hell
He knows he's gonna have to face it
Bale's going to Real
So I wonder what Bales arrival will mean for the Ronaldo-Özil bromance? I see the potential of soapopera drama here.
Is Özil going to split his service in game evenly with Ronaldo and Bale? Is it going to piss off Ronaldo if he isn't the major passing outlet for Özil anymore? Is Özil going to stay faithful to Ronaldo which will piss of Bale and Ancelotti?
I see a lot of potential for problems in a love triangle like this!
Off the drugs...
Ronaldo will get pissed. He has a big ego and it needs constant massaging. If Bale comes here and starts scoring more goals and giving more assists he will get "sad" again.
As part of his renewal with us Ozil will be contractually obligated to provide the same amount of assists AND pre-assists to Cristiano Ronaldo and Bale. Crisis averted!!
So Bale is signing with Malaga?
How are we doing for numbers at the moment? We are only allowed 25 players right? Do we need to sell anyone to bring Bale in?
I got a horrible feeling we might see a surprise departure before the transfer season. Di maria or Jese?
Nope only players missing out are Denis and Adan
United's bid of 38 ME for Ozil expected soon...
What next ? Arsenal bidding 20 for Schweinsteiger ??
We don't need Di Maria. We need a leftback. If we sell him, we can buy a leftback and/or Kondogbia(our defensive midfield sucked on the first day). And I expect that the other clubs will make inquiries about our players. It does not take a rocket scientist to figure out that Bale will send someone very good to our bench and we might be willing to part with that good but useless player. And we also know that Man Utd and Arsenal have not bought anyone yet.
I am more concerned about Ozil. This is politics. Isco, Bale and Ronaldo will start..... Jese is the new Raul/Butragueno. Ozil might fall down the pecking order and he deserves to start.
You must be forgetting we are in the market for the world's most expensive LB.
Something tells me if the best player on the planet was anywhere near the petulant little bitch you make him out to be his teammates would not be so universal in their praise.
What Do you guys think of this squad.
Carvajal, Ramos, Varane, Marcelo
Isco, Ozil, Bale
I'm digging the 1-man midfield made up of a player that's out for another 3 months.
Not enough cover dude. We can say that it would have enough talent to keep the ball majority of the time. But, when it is lost, and it will be, Alonso cannot cover the backline alone, especially with 2 attack-minded fullbacks on the pitch.
lol didnt know Alonso was out then I guess illarramendi can play then.
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