Stupid Chant Retirement thread

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

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Why I believe I'll vote for a third party canidate

This thread: zero point zero.


Songs I’ve heard this season that reference RevArmy:

Firecracker Firecracker
Mama mama (which has fluctuated between RA and New England the 3 times we've pulled it off)
We’re the Riders/We’re the Army

Songs I’ve heard this season that do not reference RevArmy:

Halls of Foxboro Stadium
Super-revs (yes that is an “er” not an “ah”)
Augie Augie
When the revs go marching in
Won’t you score a goal for me?
We all laugh at a ____ football team
Get a rope
New England (clap clap clap)
Glory glory revolution
We love New England
Rev-o-lu-tion
Wipeout
Wings of a sparrow
I say no card you say yellow
Oh E Oh New England
New England is so wonderful
New England Till I Die
Piss on the fire
You can score it if you really want (yet to catch on but it will)
Come on Revvies (work in progress)

Songs that have died a natural death that reference RevArmy:
r-e-v army

Songs that have died a natural death that do not reference RevArmy:

Viva la Revolution
The Wild Rever
Rolly Pollly Fat Ravioli
Fear of the revs
All we are saying is give us a goal.
We always win when it's raining.
Put your arms together...
Unleash the beast
Baby beasley
Jair the deer


This is off the top of my head so forgive me if I missed a few.

And I feel like I explaining why a joke is funny here but...the whole point of the SuperRevs chant is that is gets progressively slooooooower; I know we are only supposed to do a chant twice but i think in this case it's ok to break the rules. My recollection of birth of this chant (at least in section 2) was 2 drunk scottish/irish guys doing it over and over during one of the first matches in 96, saying what the F are they doing with their arms then (the fort) adopting it.

For what it's worth.

Tommy
RevArmy

Abortions for some, minature Americans flags for others!

Great Work Tommy! Nice way to end this thread hopefully!



Now the closing credits role!

Next time on the As the Fort Turns

blah blah blah

Move the internet. Kraft isn't doing enough for it work.

you want crappy ones to go away: make better new ones.

the ************ ones will disappear.

That mama mama can't you see chant was great, could anybody post the words to it?

There's been a couple of versions as it's still a baby but here is the full version:

Woah oh oh oh
Oh ohoh oh oh
Mama mama can’t you see?
what New Englands done to me
Repeat
Woah oh oh oh
Oh ohoh oh oh
they put me in a barber chair
spun me round I had no hair
Repeat
Woah oh oh oh
Oh ohoh oh oh
I love a beer I love the fort
The Revolution I support
Repeat
Woah oh oh oh
Oh ohoh oh oh
Here we are red white and blue
We won a cup we want 2
Repeat
Woah oh oh oh
Oh ohoh oh oh

Now BostonMasshole why would you want to open Pandoras box like that.

It'll be being done in new york by the weekend.

I'd be worried if they could read.

Good point Boston

The only reason that I wrote "Mama Mama" with "Rev Army" instead of "New England" is because it doesn't make much sense that New England would cut your hair, the Rev Army on the other hand....

Just my opinion.

When I say wrote I mean lifted from the Marine Corps.

You can find a couple of versions on itunes.

I'd love to be singing it at a match but I'm afraid it won't be until next season, unless the Revs make the Cup Final, I think I'll be in LA then .

Another thing I'm very sad that "R-E-V Army" is gone it was one of my favorites but then again I think I was the one who usually messed it up anyway. Maybe I'm the reason it's gone .

And to keep this thread on topic "The you suck" chant sucks.

Can we change it to "WOOOOO Sheep Shagger".....

All in favor say "I".



Alright that settles it then, Sheep shagger it is.

and doesn't spend a penny marketing it. instead of bringing in real proven programers and paying them well, he drafts the out of college relying way to much on young unproven talent. it's so frustrating. we've got this huge world wide web that seats tons of people, but it's only like 1/3 full and he makes everyone browse on one side only so it looks good on viral video. pisses me off.

For the "mama mama" chant you should keep it "What the Rev Army did to me" because the Rev Army are the ones on the pitch playing soccer.

Then maybe we could write a chant about Dead Horses and how frequently they are beaten. Oh look! There goes one now.

La La
La La

Was it me or was the Supah Revs chant louder last night than recent memory??

Maybe we should say ALL the chants suck and we can really make some noise!


IMO The drums continue to be a problem...there's got to be a way to keep everyone on beat and coordinated...last night was particularly bad

On the bright side? no tambourines or bells

You sure about that? All I could hear over TV the whole first half was that ********ing tambourine. Thank god it stopped for the second half, I hate that thing. It ********s everyone up because whoever brings it pretty much just shakes it randomly.

Well it wasn't in my ********ing ear for 90 minutes solid for sure...but I don't remember hearing it in the Fort..

thankfully!

Lucky SOB.