Stitching up Messi - The Rivalry Thread

Discussion in 'Real Madrid NSR' started by Umar, Feb 8, 2013.

  1. Umar Member+

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    I was going to talk about threads and stitching and link it to how Messi's tailor has stitched him up by making atrocious clothes for him to wear, but fuck it, just look at the pictures instead.

    The Guardiola:
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    The 'Sponsor a Gay Orphan' poster campaign:
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    The 'I told you it was hand wash only':
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    The "What the fuck?!?"
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  2. Akramzizou Member+

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    Ermagerd! Rivalry Thread!

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  3. s7kru BigSoccer Yellow Card

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    Umar turn off the rage mode man :D
  4. Hendrixforpope Member+

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    Those pics aren't showing up for some reason. That's probably a good thing.
  5. 4x4s Moderator

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    They work perfectly fine. You should however disable the ugly-block plugin of your browser in order to see them.
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  6. puyol Member

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    Yeah you're better off not seeing them trust me ... but i think female fans and gays ( or homosexuals since a certain mod here thinks "gay" is offensive ... ) would actually like them.
  7. barcabob1899 Member

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    Umar, we don't want to see your bed side photos :eek:
  8. 4x4s Moderator

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    Anything is offensive when used in certain context.

    See, when i say "Puyol is a caveman, a beast", after he scores a header, it is not an insult, it is used to highlight the amount of physical effort and strength he puts in it. When we are at dinner and you fart and burp like a pig, me saying "behave, you caveman", 'caveman' is an offensive term.

    the word "gay" was used in a demeaning context, which is why it was offensive.

    English is not my first language, but apparently, i need to help you out with it, although things like that are pretty much the same in every language i would guess.
  9. Hendrixforpope Member+

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    Now I'm seeing them :D
  10. Umar Member+

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    Some of the cules think this is bad:
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    Obviously they have short memories or are using the plugin 4x4s referred to earlier:
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    If this is what Messi actually gets up to on his days off, the next time the drug testers come round they should leave the EPO/HGH/testosterone kits behind and only bring a test kit for crack cocaine and STD's.
  11. mymy33 BigSoccer Supporter

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    Is that pic of Messi in his drawls from a Walmart ad or something? What's up the available sizes and colors sizes in the corner? So tacky :rolleyes:
  12. Umar Member+

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    Oh, he has one without the tacky stuff in the corner.

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    I never thought it would be possible to make a person look better by sticking a Barca kit on them.

    BUT I WAS WRONG!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!! OH MY TREACHEROUS EYES!!!!!!
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  13. Zidane05 Member+

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    I just threw up a little in my mouth.

    Changing topic.

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  14. Hendrixforpope Member+

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    Just a little bit more please . . . :D
  15. celito Member+

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  16. Hendrixforpope Member+

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  17. anticule Member+

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    i like this thread
  18. Zidane05 Member+

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    You're welcome.
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  19. Hendrixforpope Member+

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    Do you guys envision having an epic battle with Atletico for second-place going down the stretch? You guys are only 4 points behind them now and have a game against them still. How do you like your chances?
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  20. anticule Member+

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    I'd say good since we'll win every game after this UTD game.
  21. Umar Member+

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    Hendrix, we all know the league is over unless Messi catches another STD and has to sit out the season.
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  22. Hendrixforpope Member+

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    That would almost certainly get you guys second place since Atletico will likely choke if you light a fire under their asses (get within a point of them). They wouldn't survive under your relentless pressure.

    BTW, is Achilles still around? I kind of miss him even though he was an RM psycho.
  23. Zidane05 Member+

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    @Hendrixforpope While I despise you purely based on your association with such a filthy club, you have, by far, the coolest name on BS. Well done, sir.
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  24. Hendrixforpope Member+

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    I only associate myself with the very best ;)
  25. 4x4s Moderator

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    Atleti are like the Sixth Sense with Bruce Willis. You see them now, but by the end of the season, you'll understand they were never there from the start.
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