Discussion in 'Spirituality & Religion' started by Dyvel, Dec 21, 2010.
I’m talking about the religion of evolution
Love the comments. Those should be published.
The most recent one points out that in addition to being a class A moron, Mr. Brecheen is also a plagerizer...
"I specifically remember asking how in 4,000 years of recorded history how ....."
Comic gold. His professors probably wnt from his class straight to the bar.
Note the irony: "we have yet to see the ongoing evidence of evolution (i.e. a monkey jumping out of a tree and putting on a business suit)."
I'm struggling to believe this is true. When I have more time I'll try to find out more.
Kentucky Creationist Museum to Feature Dragons, Unicorns
I looked him up on teh Googles--turns out, he makes a living as a motivational speaker. You keep on keeping on, Josh!
But we do have documented "evidence" of a snake in a garden that suddenly sits-up and begins talking though. Does that not count? :
Ohio school board fires teacher who burned crosses into students arms
Amongst other things.
I feel motivated. Don't you?
I'm sure he'll land on his feet at Liberty or Bob Jones U.
I told this joke in Spanish in the Conmebol jokes thread. I thought it would be funny in the Creationist thread, so I tried to adapt it to English.
God came down to earth once, so all the animals lined up to complain about how they'd been created.
The elephant was first in line, and he said: "Please God, make my trunk smaller. I'm the joke of the jungle for having such a huge nose."
God replied: "My son, don't you realize that I designed your trunk so you could drink all the water you want without having to bend down, and so you could bathe yourself?"
The elephant repented and asked God for forgiveness.
Next in line was the Giraffe, and she said: "God, please, make my neck shorter. All the animals in the jungle laugh at me and my long neck."
God replied: "My daughter, with that long and beautiful neck that I designed for you, you can reach the highest and freshest fruits, and you can enjoy a privileged diet."
The Giraffe understood and also asked God for forgiveness.
Then the chicken walked up to God and said:
God, don't give me no bullshit! Either you make my eggs smaller or you make my ass bigger. OK?
i thought animals would be nicer to each other than humans are to each other, but i was wrong.
Ark theme park kentucky, creationist idiocy
I drove by the Creation Museum the other day and was tempted to stop.
I was once on a road trip and found myself in Arkansas. I wanted to go to the creationist museum/theme park that the Duggars went to but my traveling companion refused.
Arkansas is the only place on that road trip (4 months & 28,000 miles long) where we saw a roach. Coincidence?
Depends. Which kind?
The latter, I'm afraid. Had it been the former, we would have spent way more than just one night there.
Barbara, a secret muslin terrorist, reads from right to left.
Aren't they all secret? Come to think of it, they're all muslim too.
"Barbara, a terrorist ..."
Barbara's a terrorist or all secrets are Muslim?
I'd be tossed out of there so fast for laughing my ass off, it wouldn't be worth the admission fee.
You never know when a Mohammedan is among you. In the Jesus forum of all places.
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