Size of your Penis

Discussion in 'Manchester United: NSR' started by Playboy Red Devil, Sep 16, 2011.

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Size of your Penis

Nano size 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Extra Bellybutton size 0 vote(s) 0.0%
3 inch 0 vote(s) 0.0%
4 inch 0 vote(s) 0.0%
5 inch, which is the male American size 0 vote(s) 0.0%
6 inch, which is the male American size 1 vote(s) 100.0%
I can fap with two hands 0 vote(s) 0.0%
8 inch 0 vote(s) 0.0%
I use Magnum condoms size 0 vote(s) 0.0%
10 inch 0 vote(s) 0.0%
11 inch 0 vote(s) 0.0%
1 foot, Subway sandwich size 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Off the scale- Hung like a moose, BIG! 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Stfu - None of your effin business 0 vote(s) 0.0%
I am embarrassed to say 0 vote(s) 0.0%
I do not have a penis 0 vote(s) 0.0%
  1. Playboy Red Devil Member

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    Tbh I really do not care about this thread and am only creating it because I want to practice on making a poll for the Chelsea game player ratings. I have never made a poll before. So please disregard this thread or reading it any further if you do not have time.

    How big is your penis? Btw, this thread was inspired by a porn by one of these crazy Texan dj's showed me the other day. It was a dude with a 20 inch plus size penis, and cumquated a hot girl in the face like it was a fire hose. Crazy dude. Also another inspiration was we had a funny but serious conversation about penis size and the race correlations. It alleged that (fill in the blank) have small penis and (fill in the blank) have large.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYQDfGOwVho"]don't wanna short dick man with lyrics - YouTube[/ame]
          
  2. MtP07 BigSoccer Supporter

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    I feel bad for Pizzaboy and this embarrassment of a thread, so I'll reply. :eek:

    Are we talking flaccid here, or full hog?
  3. Republic of Mancunia Moderator

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  4. Playboy Red Devil Member

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    Full hog.

    Originally I was gonna pick out one of us and say how big do you think -fill in the blank- is? But it could have gotten outta hand and altough it was just for good fun, I am in no business to really hurt anyone in here.
  5. MtP07 BigSoccer Supporter

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    Now this could be fun...
  6. Futbol_Head Member

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  7. JC7rox Member

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    4, with Hargreaves hair to match.
  8. SirManchester Member+

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    What's average?
  9. Playboy Red Devil Member

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    It depends on the race (ok let us not go there and discuss this).

    I read somwhere that 5-6 ince is the average typical size.
  10. SirManchester Member+

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    ah ok, I'm way below that.
  11. johno Member+

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    I don't think it has anything to do with race. That doesn't make sense imo.

    That said, I'm quite embarrassed by the size of my penis when it is flaccid. When erect I'm super happy about it, but well... lets just say I'll never be a streaker. :eek:


    EDIT:

    7 1/2 is closer to true than 8 is but one tends to round up with these things right?

    EDITx2: being completely serious - has anyone had one of those moments where you exposed yourself to a girl you are about to have sex with and you can't tell what she's thinking but you feel awkward about it? It has happened to me twice and both times it completely fcuked with my game.


    Sigh... I should probably see a shrink (hehehe) about this no?
  12. Playboy Red Devil Member

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    Dude you to? No way dude I am really and always insecure when I am limp. 1) i am happy with my size when erect but feel small when it is cold or not with a girl 2) I do not want the girl to think I am small, so I go through all these shite on my mind, which makes me more limp because I am worried 3) hence I will always foreplay and take things slow at first to be atleast semi erect.
  13. benni... scream @ me.

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    This is officially the gayest thread on bigsoccer.

    Seriously. Out of all the topics you could've used to practice, you use this?
    johno repped this.
  14. Playboy Red Devil Member

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    Lol

    Yeah man I am just messin around here . I really had every intention to erase this thread before there were any post or votes. I knew you could totally delete a post, but I was trying to figure out how to delete a whole thread.
  15. johno Member+

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    Secure in your manhood I can see.


    :D
  16. benni... scream @ me.

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    w/ your woman
    You just described your man hood. ON. THE. INTERNET. To an inquiring male poster.
  17. johno Member+

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    Whoooooooooooooooooooshhhhh... let me break it down. Thou dost protest too much.
  18. Playboy Red Devil Member

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    Haha me? Ok when you look at it like that.. well.... Yeah why the heck do I care about your stinking penis size? Oh well dude it is what it is.


    Alright I am going to do and behave like I originally did - ie do not really care about this thread. I am out (@least for the day cuz I gotta jam anyways). Today was a day where I had time to dedicate and get back on BS with yuh fellows.

    Btw this thread or the other threads like anger ir happy or random, it is cool to share stories and open up and just mess around and talk random stuff. That is how I am with my circle of friends in live person.
  19. benni... scream @ me.

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    lol Pizzaboy, its all good.
  20. tscboys Member

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    I'm big enough to ******** J.Lo in the ass. Doggy style.
  21. JC7rox Member

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    Hey, benni.

    You clicked on this thread. You responded to posts. If this is the gayest thread ever, and you are a part of it, what does that make you?;)

    I'm winking at you in the gayest thread ever. Heh-heh.
  22. nimma Member

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    Sorry I dont measure my penis size when erect with a scale.....I had usually pleasure myself instead....
  23. gazza Member

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    Dec 15, 2004
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    Hmmmmm, let me see.....
    1 people repped this.
  24. cr7torossi Member+

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    lmao @ pizzaboy
  25. Dark Savante Moderator

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    I tried to find the boxing thread manually before giving up, and came across this... thread.

    Wow.

    Got my vote for strangest ever thread, has this. o_O

    I'm guessing 4/20 is a big day in the Pizza househould... :geek:

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