I think the league would benefit as a whole if each team would place two goalies in the net. Whenever I play fifa and someone rips a volley ball past my goalie, I think if i had another goalie I wouldn't be down 5 to nil.
This is an excellent idea. I cannot see a single flaw. I would personally like to see points awarded on merit for type of goals. 1 for inside the six yard box, 3 for 18 yards, 5 for outside the box in the opponents half, 8 for 50 yards+. A bonus point could also be awarded for volleys. As a Manchester United fan, I also must insist that these points count double if scored in injury time.
they should allow footballs to wear prosthetic limbs, like titanium legs and feet from the knee down. and one those fancy saws that came out in the old car race films/cartoons, to mutilate an unsuspecting opponent. my money would be on robobarton to get the most mdk's in a season , he would be the hungriest to hurt people.
Given that such limbs would allow former players to make a comeback, my money is on Disney Pixar's Vinn-E taking that prize. It would be amusing to see Blackburn Venky's 2086 (at this point in the Lancashire South Regional League, Division 56, still of course under the management of Steve Kean) thrown into scandal when their star midfield destroyer Batty-Bot, gets meekly punched by converted Librarian Droid teammate, R-2 Le-Saux.
Nothing can help us win a penalty shoot-out. It's a random lottery with no basis on technique, execution or psychology. We're just unlucky that several of our penalties over the last thirty years have been saved by a goalkeeper or have missed the goal altogether, while Germany's have frequently flew magically into the top corner. I think we should just play indefinitely - have hidden mines that are only activated after 90 minutes, then play on until someone scores or one team is splattered across the stadium. We could use the San Jose Earthquakes to test this out. Or just Stephen Lenhart. Or just put Lenhart in a minefield. Or just blow him up. After 120 minutes of play, we put a Stephen Lenhart clone in the center circle and blow him up. Whichever side has the most singed ginger curls land in their half wins.
I think strikes from outside the box should count as two goals. Strikes from your own half should count as three goals. Strikes from within the 6 yard box only count as half a goal. Obviously there should also be multipliers based on nationality of the scorer. Obviously if the scorer is English the goal count is multiplied by 3. If the scorer is South American the goal count is halved. If the scorer is Scottish the goal is disallowed.
Yeah, you're not getting into the spirit of this one are yer mate Anyway, it's obvious... he's like a bartender but serves up goals.
Let's face it, the stupid thing about football is that all too often teams score goals that "deserve to win any game" yet often don't. The moment someone scores such a goal the game should just be declared over, and that team the winner.
When I read the first comment I thought 'oh dear' this is going to be one horrendous forum. When actually, the sarcastic ideas were actually quite hilarious. Well I hope they are ''sarcastic'' ideas anyway!
sarcasm?? what are you on about?? Clearly you havent heard the one about he moving goals and contracting goalposts. If you havent I would be happy to explain it to you after a couple of pints.
I would like to see a rule change as well...Implement a penalty box for a red card, but allow the opposing team to have a "talking to" to the player in the penalty box up close and personal for a period of like 30 seconds...It could stop orrible tackles if they knew they'd end up in a box with two members of the opposing team for little bit lol...What ya think of that McManaman? Or let me in there for a bit with him.
Yellow cards should only be handed out if the tackle makes the ref say "OHH", red cards only if the tackle is so horrific that the ref wants to barf.