RSL vs. ChivasGirls, 6/16/12 @ 8:30 PM UDT

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  1. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    After some time off for "good" behavior, The Great RSL travels to the Home De-Pot Center to face the ChivasGirls. Here is the starting line up:

    -----------------------------------------------Alex-------------------------------------
    -------Alma-------------Ashley C------------Brandy-----------Chandra----------
    -------Cynthia----------Denise--------------Mekayla----------Shawna------------
    --------------------Whitney--------------------Sujan---------------------------------
    Other than what their bios say (Turn Ons: Long walks on the beach. Turn Offs: Mean people), I couldn't tell you if they know was a soccer ball is, but then again, who really cares?
     
  2. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    requirements to be a ChivasGirl:
    1. Big Boobs
    2. Boobs that look good squeezed together
    3. Petite... where it matters
    4. more boobs
    5. Did we mention you need boobs?
    I don't know if I want to score on them or with...
     
  3. Speedybacon

    Speedybacon Member

    Feb 1, 2007
    Orem, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is there going to be anyone on these boards there? Myself and 3 others will be there.
     
  4. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    You know, I wasn't going to go there since I thought it would have been too "cliche", but.......

    Anyway, NFL and NBA cheerleaders don't show as much cleavage as the ChivasGirls do. Must be a Mexican thing.
     
  5. Krhoades

    Krhoades Member

    Apr 11, 2011
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    My lady and I will be there... but we're two of those 3 others, you knew that already. Freddie Mercury should be coming, and I think I might debut another tifo for the game.
     
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  6. georg

    georg Member+

    May 25, 2009
    Parowan, Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Will Beckerman be back? If he continues to ride the pine I hope Klinsmann releases him and let's him rejoin RSL, same for Rimando.
     
  7. UPinSLC

    UPinSLC Member+

    Jul 11, 2004
    SL,UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    dont see why he wouldnt anyways, the US plays the guats on the 12th and then he's done. at least until the next round of matches which isnt until september i think.
     
  8. georg

    georg Member+

    May 25, 2009
    Parowan, Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    4 days rest assuming he sees the pitch, and if not send him home and let him train with his team.
     
  9. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    so how many injuries did we pick up/worsen over the break?
    who is out?
     
  10. RoyalNonesuch

    RoyalNonesuch Member+

    May 10, 2009
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'd love to see a healthy and 60 minute fit Morales out there. I know it's probably a pipe dream, but that might make all the difference. Hopefully Beckerman and Rimando won't eat infected food in Guatemala. Man, I'm jinxing everything, I'd better stop.
     
  11. Black Prince

    Black Prince Member

    Sep 11, 2006
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Holy shit, RSL has a game this Saturday. :)
     
  12. DrownedElf

    DrownedElf Member+

    Jul 5, 2010
    Ogden
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    :eek: We have a team?! Is preseason over finally?
     
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  13. UPinSLC

    UPinSLC Member+

    Jul 11, 2004
    SL,UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    huh? what is this RSL you speak of?
     
  14. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    seriously, though, do we have an injury report?
     
  15. nsps

    nsps Member

    Jul 26, 2006
    Salt Lake City
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    I haven't ruled it out — might try to make it out there. Where are y'all sitting? Is it the same away corner section as the Galaxy use?
     
  16. Speedybacon

    Speedybacon Member

    Feb 1, 2007
    Orem, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The section i was told for this game is section 115. One section from the 116 for the galaxy games. Section 115 is the green chairs instead of bleachers. I will be on the front row of 115! I am curious as to how many other people already have tickets in that section.
     
  17. nsps

    nsps Member

    Jul 26, 2006
    Salt Lake City
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    I think that's where I sat the last time I was there for a Chivas game — way back in 2006 when Jafet Soto scored his half-bike in the 89th to get us a draw. (Of course we were already eliminated from the playoffs thanks to the dirty Crapids winning the night before, and would've needed a win to get into the playoffs either way.) They put my party of three in the front row, but there were no other RSL fans to be seen.
     
  18. Speedybacon

    Speedybacon Member

    Feb 1, 2007
    Orem, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was at the season opener and was very pleased with the RSL fan turnout... I guess I would be dreaming if I was expecting that much support for this game. Either way it will be good to see the team play. I hope there are other fans since it will be my friends first ever soccer game.
     
  19. Black Prince

    Black Prince Member

    Sep 11, 2006
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    This game:

     
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  20. TheBiff

    TheBiff Member+

    Apr 8, 2011
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    The same could be said for when Chivas USA played here.
    Hopefully our players remember that.
     
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  21. Black Prince

    Black Prince Member

    Sep 11, 2006
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Very true. Although coming into this game, I think CUSA is a better overall team (adding Agudelo/Califf) and trending upward. Very stingy defense and a top 3 (!) goalkeeper. It will be a tough game.
     
  22. georg

    georg Member+

    May 25, 2009
    Parowan, Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    After watching almost two straight weeks of some of best soccer in the world it will be interesting to see how the MLS compares this weekend. I know I will enjoy it, but think most of us will see a much slower game being played. Officiating might also be a issue after what has been a very cleanly officiated Euro Cup.
     
  23. Speedybacon

    Speedybacon Member

    Feb 1, 2007
    Orem, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It feels like the season is starting over and we don't really know what to expect. We don't really know who is at 100% or not. It should be very interesting. It seems like its been forever since I have watched RSL play.
     
  24. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So, Sabo, Beckerman, Will, and Nicky are back with the team? Yes, please?
     
  25. Mr.C

    Mr.C Member

    Mar 3, 2012
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Did not realize that Chivas USA has a winning record against RSL. Caught me off guard, but RSL wasn't to good at first I guess.
     

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