Rivalry Thread: We Are The Champions

The rivalry thread is going to magically become awesome once it switches over to your forum, right?

You got it butthead

Well, at least we'll try to make it an actual rivalry thread. Instead of, you know, two cules yapping at each other about the relative merits of Wisconsin and Minnesota.

You mean California

I don't particularly care.

Bottom line, the cule idea of a soccer rivalry thread is two cules discussing college football with each other. And if you point this out, they nitpick about it.

They're equally absurd, so I see no need to nitpick. But you were talking trash about college football too.

The Badgers beat Minnesota

Alright now, let's move on. Tell us some more stuff about Mutante's mom

Hell of a game just now eh? It's okay I know Almeria at the Camp Nou is always a tough fixture

Michigan State beat Michigan too

This surprises you why?

from a fan of the team that lost to real union en la copa. tsk tskt tsk.

Michigan is supposed to be better this year

From a fan of the team that has a fake trophy organized in Catalunya so they can win it, and yet fails to do so more often than not.

Copa Catalunya smack?

Barca doesn't even try to win it.

I know it was such a sad season 'cause we did not win the Copa Catalunya, we had to conform to this other 5 meaningless trophies compared to the Copa Catalunya, how Pep was not fired is beyond me.

Run out of smack talk already? You are such a baby. Seriously dude, don't start it if you can't finish it. This is weak

Obviously you ran out, because you could not answer back with football smack talk.

Bringing up the Copa Catalunya was weak on laudrup's part. He conveniently left out the other 5 trophies we've won

He bought it up in reply to 'Baby Jcvf's' equally weak reference to last season's CDR

Weak my ass.....you cant handle the truth!

You've made it to the final 11 out of 16 times, so clearly you do.

Why did you edit that marvelous reference about humans having guts in their brains? I thought it was wonderfully telling of cule thought processes.

Let's see. jcvf90 categorizes RM on account of a result against Real Union. I answer categorizing Barcelona on account of results in the Copa Catalunya. Not only do you not spot the irony in the parallelism, but you think *my* retort was weak without mentioning the same weakness in the original post I was answering to.

It's not a rivalry thread if cules have to have it explained to them.

What truth would that be sweetie? Is the one where a supposedly grown ass man whines and cries like a little bizatch cause he doesn't know how to smack talk? Yeah, I have hard time handling that truth

We care so much about it that we routinely use our best players to ensure Copa Catalunya glory

Except the Copa del Rey is superior to the Copa Catalunya in terms of competition and significance. Getting embarrased in the CdR is worse than getting embarrased in the CC