Rivalry Thread: LPB build a Fantasyland... perfect destination for their supporters

I prey on the weak.

 

Then prey on yourself.

Handling you is even less effortless than that 3-0 game last night. Only difference is APOEL has no butthurt, you do and because of that keep coming back for more and more.

1. I don't repeatedly butt into your "debates"

2. Uh... "Debates"?

3. I see that even though I explained thoroughly your brain still hasn't caught up. Let me break it down again for you.

- You accused another of hypocrisy.
- While in the same sentence.
- You were being a hypocrite.

I broke it down for you in small pieces. Lets hope you can grasp why the hell what you said was so damn dumb. I won't lose my breath though.

Now I'll wait for my bitch boca to swing back in here, rushing to your defense just so he can gets some more.

 

Who the fcuk cries about "butting in" in a Rivalry Thread? Bitch this ain't a tea party or spring cotillion. Grow a set man...

 

ha ha.. so many gems out there..these are my top three:

THE PHILOSOPHER

 

We should take the Florentino route and put a clause on player's contracts to prevent them from badmouthing the team if they leave. Rossel should take notes on that one.

 

Wastin' yer time!

This is where wit & creativity come to die; a goon's rodeo trapped in some dire retro night where anything resembling actual coherently constructed text put together is mightily rebutted with whole slews of cheese ball gifs brought back from the dead from a plethora of sordid denizens featuring such early circa noughties' classics like "DIDN'T READ L-O-L!" (translation: can't read actually - have no answer, I'm just a hit-&-run ****** with zero originality).

Then cue more moronic gimps that predictably follow suit, engaging in a round of mutual celebratory pole-smoking at their laughably lame ripostes.

"ZOMG TEH PWNAGE!!!!! WAR REAL!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!"

And that nicafool dude is the ********ing pits. Almost as dire as that rearrealfan clown! Practically bitten my tongue right off with that one. Cuntrag is the Lee Nelson of this forum. Dude's junk stinks like crusty old dog shit on the kerb. ********ing awful! Pure murder! Couldn't pay me to post that rancid tosh! Give him his due though. Apparently he's their brightest poster.

Speaking of which, Real Madrid turds complaining about diving is akin to some two-bit ho moaning about a lack of cock.

 

Wrong. I pick on tad, I smack my bitch around as well. You're just a beginner on these threads and insignificant.

I did.

*insert cool meme picture which proves I'm right.. right?*

This is a rivalry thread. I "butt in" to a lot of smack talk, it ain't just you. You can go have a cry..... or deal with it.

Uh, I don't swing in to defend the weak, I just attack at random when I feel like it. It's a rivalry thread, the point is to butt in to you asses posts. I just enjoy when posters are so hurt by me they carry a grudge.

Dummy, I'm mocking him for coming to your aid.

I ENJOY IT.

 

Want pure gold? Go up a little and read the post from this poster who is crying that he wants to be left alone... in a rivalry thread.

 

spring cotillion lol! that was nice made me facking laugh hahahaha.

Where are the barca assholes? mcdonald's doesn't let you post jpgs from your computer?

 

Yeah its refreshing to see in this day and age a man like Florentino that gives priority to the football essence of a historic club, youth development for the future rather than to use its name merely as a business tool. Football needs more Florentino's and aquatic theme parks in Dubai.

 

1. And what do you know about youth development and especially ours?

2. Are thou mad that Real Madrid will have a resort and your team does not even have toilet papers to clean their behind?

3. Qatar ain't big enough to have a theme park at least for your shit?

i'll stop at three as it seems you can't count past 123.

 

Wow. Just wow.

You need to comprehend that this is a rivalry thread where smack talk is the essence.

God have mercy, I don't even think boca would attempt saving you now.

 

Yeah, errrm, not the same thing. You got forced to wear something promoting another country on your shirt against the will of most of you. Which makes you one of these guys:



Whereas we are expanding our business empire into another country, which makes us one of these lot:


Saying that they are the same thing is like saying, "Yeah, I might have got completely drunk and butt-raided without my informed consent by a gang of rugby enthusiasts last night, but you slept with your beautiful wife yesterday too, so I guess that makes us equal".

 

Official announcement on Barcelona's website, they have created a new department for pitch research!

Barcelona has requested that UNICEF volunteers leave their posts from countries in crisis to arrive in Barcelona and head the Grass Assessment Yard Society (GAYS). Barcelona's GAYS will travel and examine pitch conditions prior to away games the team with compete in. The GAYS will examine and ensure that the surfaces will provide maximum lubrication required by Barcelona's first team in order to avoid discomfort in draws and or losses. When faced with dryness or overly lubricated conditions, the GAYS will file official complaints to league or tournament directors, and proceed to massage or sponge the pitch as needed.

#FCBarcelona #BlameThePitch

 

ha ha..tried to rep, but says I must spread..

 

That's hilarious

 

Quite. Real are clearly the more well-versed corporate whores. We're talking higher class skanks here, past masters of gladly taking it right up the shit pipe without need of feeble stupefiers or hoodwinkery of any kind. Asses have been up for rent for decades. Hey, if you're real lucky, like say the Govt (platinum client), forget, quaint, formal, frankly boring permittance, they'll just beg you to lube 'em up & rifle them till dawn!

It wouldn't be a bona fide "amusement" park on Arab soil without the promise of the return to the much fabled Zidanes y Pavones youth training academy included.

Anyway, not a bad trade-off for Barca. What's a few purists' tears for the biggest cheque in World football sponsorship. That's one hell of a ride!