Rivalry Thread: LPB build a Fantasyland... perfect destination for their supporters

The p*to up there had to post some drabble, so this was left a page behind. Worth bringing up again and again.

 

the amount of tan in that 4th pic is disturbing.

 

I don't think culeros should be the ones talking about missing PK's brah

 

He is bigging himself up to make it sound like his goal was against the best team in the world, when in fact he ran 50 yards unmarked to round a shit keeper and score. If you'd asked him in March, he would have said that Leicester are the best team in the world.

 

This funny little thingy called "match statistics" tells me it was something more than "park the bus"..

Goal Attempts:
Madrid: 14
Barcelona: 14

On Target:
Madrid: 6
Barcelona: 3

Corners:
Madrid: 7
Barcelona: 4

 

Recovering from almost choking whilst laughing my ass off in thorough disgust at the utter blindly-loyal-to-one's-detriment, lunatic fringe partizanship of the following grotesque comment, presumably wilfully typed forth by some outer-planetary ass-clown with zero concept of the laws of the game.

If ever there was a high-level example of a defender literally begging to the officials to concede a pen it was that.

Now, seriously, what was going through your mind when you decided to sign your own suicide note above, rendering, as many had already suspected, your outlandishly inept ravings to vapid dust at the bottom of the garbage pile?

* guffaws with gusto *

 

Torres was better than Missy. Di Matteo was better then Pip. Barca sucked balls, Didier's balls. hahahahahahahaha