Who's fans are the most bitter about the West Ham Argie Scoop? 5) Liverpool fans: Actually, I haven't seen that much bitterness on the part of Liverpool fans. They've grown accustomed to fighting it out with Gerrard and a bunch of anonymous Iberian types. They come in at #5 simply because they're one of the top 4 powers in England, and must feel some discomfort at this encroachment on their turf. 4) Chelsea fans: Chelsea fans aren't bitter yest, but wait until they find out their Russian oligarch is not behind all this. Although they must feel some disappointment that having Mascherano would have allowed them to field the first five-central-mids formation in the history of soccer. 3) Tottenham fans: For years, they have comforted themselves with the fact that they are the fifth biggest club in England, nevermind their finish. After this year's ninth place finish, they'll have to comfort themselves with knowledge of being the sixth biggest club in England. 2) Arsenal fans: They have a 400-post thread titled "Arsenal Signs Tevez." Enough said. 1) ManChester United fans: This is the seventh sign of the Apocalypse for them. They've seen the Four Horsemen, and they're all Russian Jews. They're the Premiership's version of the David Koresh gang. They're so bitter, they drink the sugar-free Kool-Aid.