Random Thoughts, Questions, Confessions, Advice, Shite Talk, Drunk & Mindless Posts - Dos

Did any of you buy an HD DVD player?

I bought a zip drive when I was young, and it was a waste of money.

So below are hookers that were caught in a bar in Philly. Aside from 3 10 13, if you had to choose (put a gun to your head) and your bff paid for it, which girl (number) would you choose?

I should have made a poll.

I am gonna go with the soccer mom 11.

RoM, your pick is not bad. She looks like a grade school scandal teacher.

None....I say let him pull the trigger....

#1 and that's not saying much. All of them are pretty nasty and old.

You can tell which girls smoke crack in those pictures. 8 and 12 you can tell are just full blown junkies.

I need to defer a test. I'm not sure what I should tell the doctor.

Pull on the fire alarm at your school building.

I hope you fall.

I hope you fail.

That's not very nice.

Ok ok I hope you get a C + or B -

Apart from the crack heads, all of them. [Apart from the males obviously]

Wish there were body pics though.

benni's got it right, apart from the dudes and a couple exceptions, with a gun to my head, I'd do the vast majority of them. None of them are what you'd call pretty though (obviously).

1 and 11 are the pick of the litter though (I feel guilty using that phrase).

I would say 5 but that's probably a man.

Fixed.

I know that is the only reservation I have with 5... she could be a he. You cannot tell these days.

I'm thinking about drinking NyQuil every night to help me sleep.

Thoughts?

Don't. Sadly, weed is probably better for you.

You're probably right. Why do you say "sadly" though?

because weed is both awesome and illegal.

That word is meaningless to me.

the word assrape will mean more to you if you get arrested and have to do time in jail though.

Arrested by whom, exactly? The police can't be everywhere at once.

lol at the capitalist pretending he does illegal stuff.

********ing douche