Raging with the force of a thousand neutron bombs - Anger Thread Número Quince

Discussion in 'Manchester United: NSR' started by Republic of Mancunia, Feb 19, 2011.

  1. Bronaldo Member+

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    Pocket dialed an ex :(
          
  2. johno Member+

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    Will do. You in OKC now right?
  3. Holy__Joe Member+

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    Don't worry, corpses' ears don't work.
  4. Bronaldo Member+

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    The problem is, her body had been buried with her phone by mistake
  5. Futbol_Head Member

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    FFS. I was dead lifting at the gym the other day and set my weight down. Began to rack it, when all of a sudden I felt imbalanced and a pain in my lower abs, just above my croch. There's no bump or anything, but it's still kinda sore and I'm praying it's not a hernia... FML.
  6. Bronaldo Member+

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    probably a hernia
  7. Invincible Member+

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    How the heck do you get a hernia doing deadlifts?

    PROPER FORM PEOPLE
    Futbol_Head repped this.
  8. johno Member+

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    bitches be cray.

    one of my current friends who I used to date started texting me last night with the purpose of getting in a fight. She just kept an accusatory tone and being confrontational. I kept trying to explain to her that I didn't want to fight until she did something stupid enough to make me angry. At which point I called her a stupid ********. So now I'm the bad guy.

    sigh.
  9. Playboy Red Devil Member

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  10. johno Member+

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    I know I know, but I didn't even want to argue. There was nothing to argue about. Stupid cow.
  11. Bronaldo Member+

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    So, I have an assignment due today in a class from 4-6.

    I've been done the assignment for days. The prof only collects the assignments at the end of class (so he can force people to stay the entire lecture). It's a religious studies class (lol).

    I didn't want to go because of the match, so I emailed the prof saying I had a family obligation, and requested that I email the assignment to him. He said I could not.

    I would have told him about my skin issue, but I didn't want to have to pay 30 dollars for a medical form from my Doctor for an assignment I already have done. So now, I told him I'll give him this medical form.

    How can someone who has a masters in religious studies take themselves so ********ing seriously? What a joke. Someone who would fail even a first year business calculus class does not have the requisite intellect to be teaching any university students. ********ing clown.
  12. Chaz Striker Member

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    How are you still in school FFS? You've been at University for what seems like 8 years now...
  13. Bronaldo Member+

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    i'm 22 =/

    I haven't even been here for 8 years.

    I have to finish all my electives. I never have to take a pure math class ever again, a couple "simple" higher year stats classes, that's it.
  14. Chaz Striker Member

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    I demand you post your official transcript on this page for proof. :cautious:
  15. Bronaldo Member+

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    I refuse.

    My grade in Combinatorics will haunt me forever.
  16. cr7torossi Member+

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    Heh I had the highest score in Combinatorics in uni.
  17. Bronaldo Member+

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    I'm really bad at it.

    I did well in number theory and complex analysis. That's about it.
  18. Invincible Member+

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    Was surfin the webs yesterday.

    Saw movement in my peripheral vision. As I looked up I saw a centipede on the wall.

    It froze as it saw me look at it.

    I remember my spiritual teacher denouncing the taking of lives unnecessarily so I get an empty pill bottle, trap it and coax it in.

    Feeling satisfied with myself I remove the bottle from the wall and as I'm about to cover it I hit my arm on my monitor and the bottle goes flying into the air. The centipede is disappears into the darkness.

    Next time I'm killing the ************************.
  19. sdotsom Member+

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    You got real Buddhist on that for a second.
  20. Playboy Red Devil Member

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    Lol

    Dude use a bigger bowl.

    My personal rule is that if a bug is in your house, it is bothering me, so kill ot without any remorse. However, outside my house, any animal or bug has the right to live and it aint bothering me sp it gets to live. I grew up with some friends in the hood who were curious or enjoyed torturing animals (pigeons cats lizards bugs etc) and I just never understood it.
  21. johno Member+

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    You get stranger and stranger.
  22. Bronaldo Member+

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    So portal stopped working the day before my midterm. I didn't download the lecture slides because I knew i wasnt going to look at them until i had to study, now I can't access them at all.

    I have the textbook, but I cant even access the course syllabus. ********ing ridiculous.
  23. johno Member+

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    email your professor, ask for a copy of the syllabus. tell someone in the dept that the portal is down. your ta or your prof may even let you take notes off the lecture slides during office hours.

    ultimately though, waiting till the day before the midterm to study or at least access the materials you are studying from is bad form (i know, I'm a dick).
  24. sab456 Member

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    And he wonders why his desi father doesnt think highly of him ?
  25. Bronaldo Member+

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    I memorize almost everything I read, word for word, the first time I read it.

    Why would I prepare so far in advance?

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