[R] Adopted Cousin of Other MLS Teams' News Thread

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  1. fidlerre

    fidlerre Moderator
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    Oct 10, 2000
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    #51 fidlerre, Jun 21, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    Coming from a guy who lives in his parents basement, that's pretty interesting. I think we will all pass on parenting tips from you - but thanks anyway...come back when you have a child of your own, and have a slightly different perspective on things.
     
  2. eboe

    eboe Member+

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    #52 eboe, Jun 21, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    Nice dig on my fiscal troubles, there, Mr. Moderator... I am in a temporary bit of fiscal trouble and plan on being out of here as soon as possible, what makes you think you can judge my current situation? You think I want to be here, when I have lived out on my own since like 1992? Hell no.

    And I can have an opinion on parenting, I have friends who are parents, and I am allowed to have my own opinion, disregard it all you want... but otherwise, kiss my ass Fid.
     
  3. fidlerre

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    #53 fidlerre, Jun 21, 2011
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  4. cam5fc

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    Sep 23, 2008
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    #54 cam5fc, Jun 21, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    WHOAH!!!!!



    A dot matrix printer!
     
  5. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    #55 HardHatMike, Jun 21, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    I bet that deck has dual 5.25's.
     
  6. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
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    Columbus Crew
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    #56 ZipSix, Jun 21, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    YSA must be stopped.
     
  7. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
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    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
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    #57 KCbus, Jun 21, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    F**k you. And f**k all the pu**y soccer mom bitches and their douche husbands who shelter their go***mm kids. Eat s**t, and your c**t kids can lick my ass.

    Ok... Hopefully I've gone far enough to demonstrate that I don't have a problem with language. :). But I still wish YSA would shrivel up, die and never be heard from again. In short: it's just lame.

    It adds nothing. It was barely funny ten years ago. It's certainly not funny after the tenth time in a 45-minute span. It's not fresh, it's not clever, it's not creative, it's annoying, and it gives the more sensitive people among us something to complain about that doesn't need to be there. With little or no upside in return.

    Do better.
     
  8. KHT_Crew

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    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    #58 KHT_Crew, Jun 21, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    Poke fun all you want.... that guy in the picture is probably a Dot Com Millionaire or the Director of IT somewhere...
     
  9. Skeleton Crew

    Skeleton Crew Member+

    Mar 20, 2009
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    #59 Skeleton Crew, Jun 21, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    or a pedophile who behind that wood paneling has the bodies of 12 year olds.
    Just saying...

    of course he could definitely answer the age old question of "who ate all the pies".
     
  10. Grouchy

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    Apr 18, 1999
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    #60 Grouchy, Jun 21, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    Isn't he part owner of the Seattle Sounders now?
     
  11. eboe

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    #61 eboe, Jun 21, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    Laugh it up, fuzzball. You don't know me, you don't know anything about my life, so shove your little meme-ish digs right up your ass.
     
  12. OU9601

    OU9601 Member

    Jul 12, 2003
    Lancaster, Ohio
    #62 OU9601, Jun 21, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    I shouldn't have replied to start with. This is all my fault.
     
  13. chr1st

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    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
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    Columbus Crew
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    #63 chr1st, Jun 21, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    Maybe you should protect your kids from you, not YSA, you terrible, terrible person.
     
  14. invalid

    invalid Member

    Apr 2, 2003
    Seattle
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    Columbus Crew
    #64 invalid, Jun 21, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    Davies' flopping has become Ruiz like :(
     
  15. invalid

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    Apr 2, 2003
    Seattle
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    Columbus Crew
    #65 invalid, Jun 22, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    Just catching up on this weekend's game, watching Colorado host LA.

    74th minute: Forlan does a scissor takedown from behind on a player, who is immediately clutching his leg caught in the hardest in the tackle. The player is swarmed not in a fighting way, but in a "get the stretcher way" as is the ref is was doing that WHILE red carding Forlan (who happened to also be one of those players more worried about the injury.... which brings me to the commentary:


    Color Guy: This is going to be a problem here.

    Play by Guy: And one of the Galaxy members is down, and they are calling for immediate help.

    Color Guy: Forlan has been ejected.

    PbPGuy: And we'll get to see the battle here... (shows clear as day red card again)

    Color Guy: Little bit better angle here, as the ball gets away from him he gets him with his back leg.

    PbP Guy: And that's worth an ejection in your mind? A yellow card for sure...

    Color Guy: I think what you've got here right now is a history in this league of overreaction.




    WTF. Why is is 2011 and we still have homer commentary. I understand a little bias, but don't they know these are broadcast on DK/Internet? I've had to put up with away Crew games because for some reason we don't get ONN out where I moved.
     
  16. invalid

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    Apr 2, 2003
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    #66 invalid, Jun 22, 2011
  17. HardHatMike

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    #67 HardHatMike, Jun 22, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    Go back to post #28 of this thread and begin reading there.
     
  18. invalid

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    Apr 2, 2003
    Seattle
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    Columbus Crew
    #68 invalid, Jun 22, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    Snarky
     
  19. CrewBeat

    CrewBeat Be Massive My Friends

    Jul 27, 2004
    Manhattan
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    United States
    #69 CrewBeat, Jun 22, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    How is it these all-star jerseys get uglier every year?
    [​IMG]
     
  20. cam5fc

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    Sep 23, 2008
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    #70 cam5fc, Jun 22, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    Looks like they sprinkle glitter on the shoulders
     
  21. DAK77

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    Nov 10, 2008
    Merion Village, OH
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    Columbus Crew
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    #71 DAK77, Jun 22, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    Why would they pick (God-awful) colors that clash with the team they are playing?
     
  22. BG13

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    Jun 25, 2007
    #72 BG13, Jun 22, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    That is not too far off something Liberace would design and wear.
     
  23. TZPrince

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    Oct 13, 2009
    #73 TZPrince, Jun 22, 2011
  24. JB the First

    JB the First Member

    Apr 28, 2009
    Texas
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    #74 JB the First, Jun 22, 2011
    Re: Adopted Cousin of Other Teams' News Thread

    Looks like someone let Simon Borg design the jerseys this year.
     
  25. KCbus

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    #75 KCbus, Jun 22, 2011
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