Quotes Only: Quakes Fans Create A Great Smack-Down Thread.

Discussion in 'MLS: Fan Rivalries' started by Topper, Sep 8, 2011.

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  1. Topper Moderator

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    Again, let's limit this to their own quotes.
    Topper, Sep 8, 2011
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  2. Quakes05 Member

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    "how many MLS cups will we win when we get David Beckham?"

    oh wait...
    Quakes05, Sep 8, 2011
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  3. Quakes05 Member

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    trolling fuckface. :rolleyes:
    Quakes05, Sep 8, 2011
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  4. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Yeah, stick to living in your world of sh!t, San Hoser. That's what you were born to live in, anyway, so why change it?
    Hachiko, Sep 8, 2011
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  5. Quakes05 Member

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    [IMG]

    [IMG]


    putrid trolls.
    Quakes05, Sep 8, 2011
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  6. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    We da beeeeeeeeeest!








    Hachiko, Sep 8, 2011
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  7. Quakes05 Member

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    seriously, who doesn't have a bitch and moan thread...especially when their season blows monkey balls?

    luckily I have you hopeless fuckers to laugh at.

    TIA for the comic relief, smelly trolls.
    Quakes05, Sep 8, 2011
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  8. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Your thread for those cute edits is over here, dumbass. Yes, and the more you reply, the more we'll post your fellow smurfags' angst.



    Actually, it's now six, but then again, who the fuck's counting?


    Hachiko, Sep 8, 2011
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  9. Topper Moderator

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    Hey dumbass, read the rules.

    There's plenty of fodder in your NerfQuakes thread to quote.

    And I'm a troll if I post in the ButtCakes forum, but not here, so blow it out your kazoo, dickweed.
    Topper, Sep 8, 2011
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  10. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Mooooooaaaaarrrr
    Bitcheeeeeeeeeesss!!!

    Geoff Gamble is not Russell Crowe you stupid fuck! Ahem.

    How in tarnations did San Hoser turn inta Toolafalls, Mississippuh!? :confused:

    San Jose turning into a Dirty South town wannabe.
    Precious.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YA3hZEDPNI"]The Pretenders - Precious - YouTube[/ame]
    Hachiko, Sep 10, 2011
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  11. zhuangzi Member

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    Wow, Edmundo Zura. Still stealing a living after all these years...
    zhuangzi, Sep 10, 2011
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    1 people repped this.

  12. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Welcome, A-League follower, to our humble home.
    Hachiko, Sep 10, 2011
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  13. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    More of the faggoteria wey!


    You're still thinking about this outcast? No wonder the Smurfs stink to high heaven!


    This picture's like cake.
    The Cake Is A Lie!


    [IMG]


    TMI.


    The true definition of the Earthquakes. Couldn't have said it any better.

    [IMG]

    *sniffle*
    Hachiko, Sep 17, 2011
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  14. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkWS9PiXekE"]This is Sparta. Full scene. - YouTube[/ame]

    As for that game against Sparta, er, Sporting, ahem...

    Hachiko, Sep 26, 2011
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  15. Quakes05 Member

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    what a sad little douchetwat you are...first giving neg rep in rivals, now this...

    [IMG]

    ...puss-sucking troll scum are thee-lowest-form of cyber life. nice job with that. dickwad.
    Quakes05, Sep 26, 2011
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  16. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    [IMG]

    Suck it up until next year. That's all you can do, really.
    Ahahahahahahahaahahaaaahhh...

    Smurfaggot.
    Hachiko, Sep 27, 2011
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  17. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    More, since you pressed the issue.


    Sounds like a plan. Handclaps. Let's see what other people are saying in the, uh, Moron Smurfaggotemple.


    To which I response with...

    COME ON WHITECAPS!!!


    I blame Seattle for sneaking in the weed. Seattle invented sneaking in week through multiple channels to San Jose.

    Hooray!!! Our dominance of the hated ones shall continue.

    [IMG]
    Hachiko, Sep 27, 2011
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  18. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Oh San Hoser, ain't it awful to be y'all...



    Take note, remaining opponents. Ahem...


    No joke about it, this team can't win jack squat. Surprised they haven't been eliminated from the playoffs by the seat of their asses as of this post. Warriors.


    NO U. Keep him. Keep the NorCal Horror Show going. It's good money. Thank you.

    More next time on the next exciting episode of...

    "DID YOU FEEL THAT?"
    "No, I didn't. Really. I didn't."
    Hachiko, Oct 2, 2011
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  19. asoc Member

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    What is black and blue and doesn't like sex?



    The Smurfquake in the back of Hachiko's trunk...
    asoc, Oct 2, 2011
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  20. Quakes05 Member

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    meh, we tied the wiz...

    ...just remember, who won the cup final at the Home Depot Center? that's right...

    [IMG]

    ...thanks for your generosity, captain chokes-a-lot.
    Quakes05, Oct 2, 2011
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  21. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    But you didn't beat them. Aha. :D
    Hachiko, Oct 2, 2011
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  22. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    What? There was? Well shit, we were the last to know.

    Btw, you're welcome. Assclowns.


    ?


    From an LA, and it's pronounced LA, not el-lay, sort of like ell-eh, standpoint...I nominate Queefs for this honor. You're welcome, underling.

    Again, I nominate Queefs.

    You're right, they don't. Let the pain continue. Till next time...


    :D
    Hachiko, Oct 6, 2011
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  23. Quakes05 Member

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    my gift to you...

    [IMG]

    ...I know you will find it useful.
    Quakes05, Oct 7, 2011
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  24. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    I politely refuse. But I hope you enjoyed the show, oh Kyubey of BigSoccer.

    Stay tuned for the next exciting episode on this thread.

    And by the way....highlight for spoiler...

    Shouldn't you be having sex with Bandwagon and Qbert at this point, you queer-faced Smurfaggot? Better get goin', pardner...
    Hachiko, Oct 7, 2011
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  25. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Me too. Just not when they play LA.



    Who?

    More next episode...
    Hachiko, Oct 16, 2011
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