Maybe we should change the name of this thread to "Questions for Dave Feely" and start off with: Man, why gotta be hatin' on us like that? If there really was an official problem with previous posts on this thread, someone should have asked us to stop it... to prove that no one was actually going to firebomb John Guppy. I mean, we might not be able to self-police these boards as effectively as we self-police Section 8, but I'm just saying. Also, I have this rare condition where everything is fine until I see a plainclothes security officer... when I see one of those, I just start to panic, totally lose control of the situation and immediately bull-rush the nearest corporate authority figure. We're lucky nothing happened the other day... but I almost feel like someone should have cleared the security detail with the fans ahead of time, just to avoid an unintentional situation like that. Feely: I got my eyes on you baby.
Sorry, I clicked on the Anarchists Legion of Chaos forum link and wound up here..my bad. Guppy rembers all to well what happened to him back in England the last time he crossed the supporters
Good point. But it is possible. And I got suspended from high school for making phoney phone calls to the librarian, so you never know when someone will take something the wrong way.
Which cheek do you want me to burn first? Just a sec... ... What... Mine? Why would I want to burn my own cheek? Oh! OK...I'm gonna turn your cheek so hard...I'm... What? My cheek? How's that gonna hurt him?!? Well what's the... Oh... That's a stupid phrase... Just go die in a fire.
Great. Well then can they come and get me if I said I want to put John Guppys balls in a window sill of a steel window frame and slam it down to make sure this style of corporate AEG lemming does not reproduce? Frankie
A Challenge to Mr. Feely That is it! I've had it up to here. I officially challenge David Feely to a duel .... of words! That's right. Me and Feely will debate an issue from any of the following subjects: current events, international politics, chicago soccer, group sociology, fan behavior, crowd control or beer tasting. Before a panel of 5 impartial fan-judges at the next home game, each contestant will have a 3 minute introduction, 5 minute presentation, 5 minute rebuttal and 3 minute conclusion. No help from the audience, no interruptions, no remorse. The loser will forever have to live with the shame of being mentally outmatched by yours truly (that's right Dave, I think we all know the reason you've been avoiding this debate duel for so long is that there's no way you can hold a candle to my refined thought processes). ... also, the loser gets groin slapped by the winner. With the internet as my witnesses, I officially present this challenge. Feely-- if ye be man enough to enter mental combat with the greatest, then step forward. If not, then may you forever live in the cold shadow of emasculated shame.
You know what, you are correct. So I'll just say this: John Guppy, I know in my heart that you are a tool. We would appreciate it if you would get on a plane, and fly right back to the swamp that you came from.
I am not sure what I think is more funny 1. that people other than us nerds read big soccer or.... 2. that anyone would be scared of being hit with a rubber dick? This guy needs to come hang out with us at England v. USA and just chill out.
Well, it might just be my upbringing in a blue-collar downstate town, but I think I'm scared of being hit with a rubber dick as well. Seriously, it doesn't sound the least bit appealing. It would be a great chance to show that he actually knows and cares about soccer, and hasn't built his career by fooling bizzos with his English accent, which is what a lot of fans seem to suspect.
I heard that the English accent actually comes from a voicebox he keeps under his coat. Guppy actually functions sort of like a ventriliquist puppet. And you know why? Because when he uses his real voice, John "al-Sadr" Guppy is only able to speak in radical Islamic proverbs. Feely! The debate is on.
Actually I kind of like it this way. Everyone is blowing off steam here... so when we're all out of verbal missiles to hurl, we'll be exhausted and ready to just move on with the season.
I can't believe he thought he needed security. We are know the original American soccer hooligans! we've come a long way baby!
You know what this experience probably just taught someone? If nothing else, they apparently will continue to listen to threats... even if they are idle threats propogated by internet message boards where not many people are serious ... unless they're talking about a public debate. In which case I am serious.
i heard that he is actually fetus size and is attached to an interpreter (Total Recall style) he listens to hassan on headphones all the time and video conferences all of his meetings with various clerics and the Ayatollah. He used to be on khomeini's speed dial in the 80s. oh course for visual reference this is roughly what i believe the actual john guppy to look like
or this. . .well, the photo post didn't work well. Can anyone walk me through how to do that? I've never managed to figure it out. No, I'm not John Guppy.