Hi John. Welcome to the Fire. A couple of questions: What are you doing here? Will we ever hear from you on these boards?
Yes are you going to sign David beckham now that we have a British Jackass from the East Coast. AS if being from the East Coast and the Mteros wasnt enough. he is Britsh. Great $25 dollar fish and chips at the vend stands in bridgeview.
Will the Chicago Fire now establish a working relationship with Wycombe Wanderers similar to the existing one with Morelia?
Steve - Oh, so many questions. What makes you think you are worthy? What was your role in making the metrostars suck? Can you get Nate Jaqua to keep his pants on? Will you blow me? Welcome to Chicago - This isn't New York, and we like it that way.
Will you come to our tailgate this weekend so we can slap you?? The trifecta of hell is upon us. Dave S Nate J and the the final ingredient of banality J Guppy has joined the club to assure ourselves one the most underwhelmening performances in club history this side of Giants Stadium Astro Turf
Have you ever had New York style Deli meats shoved up your vagina by Nick S? Has Don Garber ever revealed his testicular fortitued to you at the company party during the MLS Allstar game forcing you to take pictures hence leading you to this undeserved promotion?
Apart from being Steve Guppy's cousin, what are your credentials? Have you ever done anything in the game? I'm English and I've never heard of you.
What is the make, model, and color of your car? And if you'd be so kind, could you provide the license plate and the precise time you leave for work every morning and/or the route you take? Thanks.
Can we have a death match bewteen you and Peter Wilty as a pre game fesitivity on top of the Waldren parking garage this Saturday?? Can I plow your wife while you watch??
Do you really think greasy, slicked-back hair is acceptable in the workplace? If you re-locate to Chicago, will you dig up the children buried in your back yard and bring them with?
i better get my throwing arm ready. someones going to be hurling some serious empty bottles this year.
From the press release: "As President & CEO of the Fire, Guppy will oversee all front-office staff and business operations, including the Fire's new stadium project in Bridgeview." What can you tell us about stadium projects you've been involved with in the past?
Will you be making an announcement about the new stadium in 60-90 days? What kind of crack is AEG smoking?
TO FIRE FANS Can you please stop refering the Metro bastards as a NY team... They are a NJ outfit and NY would like to keep it that way we dont enjoy NJ TRASH!! I have a 3 part question for John Guppy 1- How soon until Fire fans and the Chicago Market are subjected to bad gimmicks such as MPF or in this case CPF and bad TV ads like the hillbilly ads in NJ? 2- How soon will you take the Off the field respect that the fire had and throw it down the toilet along with the on the field success achieved thus far and turn this into a junked out third rate team (it will never be a forth rate thank god cause that is taken by abortion known as the metroscrubs) 3- Finally how soon can you FIRE yourself?