Prediction League

Portland Timbers - Seattle Sounders FC 1-1
Montreal Impact - New York Pink Cows 2-0
Chicago Fire - Philadelphia Union 1-1
Columbus Crew - Toronto FC 2-1
Vancouver Whitecaps - Colorado Rapids 3-2
DC United - New England Revolution 0-1
Houston Dynamo - FC Dallas 2-1 *JOKER*
Sporting Kansas City - Real Salt Lake 1-0
Chivas USA - LA Galaxy 0-2

Scorer: Di Vaio
Booked: Aurelin Collin

 

Man, I hope the guy who said the U would score 3 is right, but that's the kind of optimism that leads to lotto ticket purchases.

 

Please note that the edit to my original post was because I forgot to pick all the matches! Just so come Saturday I am not given a lifetime ban from this prestigious endeavor when all my picks are 100% perfect!

 

1 Portland Timbers - Seattle Sounders FC 0
1 Montreal Impact - New York Pink Cows 1
1 Chicago Fire - Philadelphia Union 0
1 Columbus Crew - Toronto FC 0
1 Vancouver Whitecaps - Colorado Rapids 0
1 DC United - New England Revolution 1
2 Houston Dynamo - FC Dallas 1
1 Sporting Kansas City - Real Salt Lake 1
1 Chivas USA - LA Galaxy 2 *JOKER*

Scorer: Keane
Booked: Olave

 

Portland Timbers - Seattle Sounders FC 2-0
Montreal Impact - New York Pink Cows 1-1
Chicago Fire - Philadelphia Union 0-3
Columbus Crew - Toronto FC 2-2 *JOKER*
Vancouver Whitecaps - Colorado Rapids 2-0
DC United - New England Revolution 0-3
Houston Dynamo - FC Dallas 2-1
Sporting Kansas City - Real Salt Lake 2-1
Chivas USA - LA Galaxy 0-3
Scorer: Nguyen
Booked: Beckerman

 

Portland Timbers - Seattle Sounders FC 2-2
Montreal Impact - New York Pink Cows 1-1
Chicago Fire - Philadelphia Union 1-2
Columbus Crew - Toronto FC 2-2
Vancouver Whitecaps - Colorado Rapids 2-1
DC United - New England Revolution 0-0
Houston Dynamo - FC Dallas 2-2
Sporting Kansas City - Real Salt Lake 1-2 *JoKeR*
Chivas USA - LA Galaxy 2-1
Scorer: Cubo Torres
Booked: Collin

 

Amscray Week 2

Portland Timbers 2 v 1 Seattle Sounders FC
Montreal Impact 0 v 2 New York Pink Cows
Chicago Fire 1 v 2 Philadelphia Union
Columbus Crew 3 v 2 Toronto FC
*JOKER* Vancouver Whitecaps 2 v 0 Colorado Rapids *JOKER*
DC United 1 v 2 New England Revolution
Houston Dynamo 1 v 1 FC Dallas
Sporting Kansas City 3 v 1 Real Salt Lake
Chivas USA 1 v 3 LA Galaxy

Scorer: F. Higuain (CREW)
Booked: Soumare (FIRE)

 

I think I announced my presence with authoritay

 

Hey, the LA game is still going. I can still get a correct prediction out of this game.

Nevermind

 

Damn you Portland. Shame on you, Union. Rabble rabble rabble.

 

You need to take 3 off my total in the cumulative table. Damn LA for getting a 3rd goal.

Of course if my name was Mike Magee I would play on regardless...

 

Montreal Impact - Chicago Fire 2-1
Philadelphia Union - Real Salt Lake 0-2
Toronto FC - Colorado Rapids 2-2
New England Revs - Houston Dynamo 1-2
DC United - New York Pink Cows 0-1
FC Dallas - Seattle Sounders 3-1
LA Galaxy - Vancouver Whitecaps 2-0 *JOKER*
Portland Timbers - Chivas USA 3-1
San Jose Earthquakes - Columbus Crew 1-1

Scorer: Di Vaio
Booked: Armando (NYRB)

 

Week 3 Picks

Montreal Impact 2 - 1 Chicago Fire
Philadelphia Union 2 - 1 Real Salt Lake
Toronto FC 2 - 1 Colorado Rapids
New England Revs 0 - 1 Houston Dynamo
DC United 1 - 1 New York Pink Cows
FC Dallas 2 - 0 Seattle Sounders
LA Galaxy 2 - 1 Vancouver Whitecaps *** JOKER ***
Portland Timbers 1 - 1 Chivas USA
San Jose Earthquakes 0 - 2 Columbus Crew

Scorer: Di Vaio (MTL)
Booked: Schuler (RSL)

 

Montreal Impact vs Chicago Fire 2-0
Philadelphia Union vs Real Salt Lake 2-1
Toronto FC vs Colorado Rapids 3-0 *JOKER*
New England Revolution vs Houston Dynamo 1-1
DC United vs New York Red Bulls 0-3
FC Dallas vs Seattle Sounders 2-2
LA Galaxy vs Vancouver Whitecaps 2-1
Portland Timbers vs Chivas USA 2-0
San Jose Earthquakes vs Columbus Crew 0-1

Scorer: Higuain
Booked: Soumare

 

Montreal Impact vs Chicago Fire 2-0
Philadelphia Union vs Real Salt Lake 2-2
Toronto FC vs Colorado Rapids 1-1
New England Revolution vs Houston Dynamo 0-0
DC United vs New York Red Bulls 1-1
FC Dallas vs Seattle Sounders 2-1 *JOKER*
LA Galaxy vs Vancouver Whitecaps 2-1
Portland Timbers vs Chivas USA 2-2
San Jose Earthquakes vs Columbus Crew 0-0
Scorer: Erick Torres
Booked: Carroll

 

Week 3

Montreal Impact 2-1 Chicago Fire
Philadelphia Union 0-2 Real Salt Lake
Toronto FC 2-1 Colorado Rapids
New England Revs 0-1 Houston Dynamo
DC United 1-1 New York Pink Cows
FC Dallas 1-1 Seattle Sounders
LA Galaxy 2-1 Vancouver Whitecaps
Portland Timbers 2-1 Chivas USA
San Jose Earthquakes 1-1 Columbus Crew

Scorer: McInerney Keane
Booked: Collin
Joker: Sounders/Dallas

 

Montreal Impact vs Chicago Fire 2-0
Philadelphia Union vs Real Salt Lake 3-1
Toronto FC vs Colorado Rapids 1-1
New England Revolution vs Houston Dynamo 2-1
DC United vs New York Red Bulls 1-1
FC Dallas vs Seattle Sounders 1-0 *JOKER*
LA Galaxy vs Vancouver Whitecaps 0-0
Portland Timbers vs Chivas USA 1-2
San Jose Earthquakes vs Columbus Crew 0-1
Scorer: Brad Davis
Booked: Besler

 

2 Montreal Impact - Chicago Fire 1
1 Philadelphia Union - Real Salt Lake 1
2 Toronto FC - Colorado Rapids 0
1 New England Revs - Houston Dynamo 2
1 DC United - New York Pink Cows 1
2 FC Dallas - Seattle Sounders 1
2 LA Galaxy - Vancouver Whitecaps 1
2 Portland Timbers - Chivas USA 0 *JOKER*
1 San Jose Earthquakes - Columbus Crew 1

Scorer: Keane
Booked: Paparatto

 

Montreal Impact vs Chicago Fire 2-1
Philadelphia Union vs Real Salt Lake 1-3
Toronto FC vs Colorado Rapids 2-0
New England Revolution vs Houston Dynamo 2-2
DC United vs New York Red Bulls 1-2
FC Dallas vs Seattle Sounders 1-1
LA Galaxy vs Vancouver Whitecaps 3-0 *JOKER*
Portland Timbers vs Chivas USA 3-1
San Jose Earthquakes vs Columbus Crew 0-1
Scorer: DiVaio
Booked: Sheanomenon