I like telling other grown men at Union games to suck on my balls in a non gay manner, who is to tell me I am wrong? Are people arguing over scarves and nicknames? I have a simple solution. Its called affirmative action. From this point on, the percentage of elders who have accumulated more than 6 hours lifetime of D&D, Magic the gathering, or any other fantasy role playing games involving 12 sided die, but not involving dildos or butt beads, is to be kept below 50% of the total of all elders. Thank you, now please suck on my balls.