People-Acting-Normal-In-Crazyass-Situations**Off Topic**

You are correct, bonus points for not refering to it as Newcastle-Gateshead.

I'm in uni from 9am to 6pm today with no break. In my law lecture I'll be sure to ask just how many laws that is breaking.

Same with me. I usually find musicals to be irritating, but Singin' in the Rain is the shiite. Of course, A Clockwork Orange is a classic among classics.

They have bridges in Newcastle!!!

errrr, yeah...quite a few



I've requested a Newcastle off-topic sub forum...just because.

That picture doesn't work for me.


Space waster.

How can it not work?!?!

I do not waste space, I think that it will help to expand the Newcastle forum visitors.

Does that?

We need a Toon Army music thread with album art.

When we get the off topic forum, please feel free to start one.

Yes, that works fine.


I think a Russian billionaire buying your club and purchasing hundreds of millions of pounds worth of players would do more to bring visitors to this forum than getting an off-topic thing.

You see the tower next to the big wooded area in nearly the centre of the picture, well I live in the terraced houseing to the top right of that.

This picture gives you an idea of just how small Newcastle actually is.

CAN YOU SEE THE BRIDGES!!!!!!

I am here, people will come.

St. James is massive in that picture. What stands are the big ones?

I CAN SEE THE BRIDGES, and I've also got the general area of your home picked out. Now it's time for the uninvited, unexpected pop-in visit.


So far, the only one you've attracted is me.

Thats because it is, it dominates the skyline, the big stands are the ones facing the left side of the picture.

No I mean the names of the extended stands.

You might have the area picked out but you will find it impossible to find my house, you cannot imagine how confusing it is. All the streets and houses look the same and there are about 100 streets around me

You make a good point.

I also know your name, so I could look you up in a phone book or something. You won't know when I'm coming, or from where, but when you least expect it...



...me and my droogs will be looking for a bit of the ultra-violence.

I'm not listed in the phone book because we don't have a landline

Did I mention that we have a shotgun in the house???

Why?


That's alright, I can stalk you from the other side of the street.

Because I use my mobile for all phone calls and I used the money from not getting a landline to get sky sports.

I'm a good shot and my street isn't that wide.

Nice trade-off.


And I thought I would be welcome in your home.

You would be, I'm just suspicious of americans knocking on my door

You'll know me when you see me.

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