hahahahaha get a load of this: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: im mark You: heyy You: haha melinda. Stranger: heyy melinda Stranger: nice 2 meet u : ) You: nice to meet ya too. Stranger: where u from Stranger: ? You: Virginia, youu? Stranger: perth Stranger: : P You: whoaa, australia? Stranger: haha yeah You: i sooo wanna go there :3 You: my ex studied abroad there for a semester actually. Stranger: haha u should!! Stranger: nice in wat city You: sydney. Stranger: cool Stranger: still in love with him ? :: Stranger: : P Stranger: * You: haha naah. Stranger: how old r ubtw Stranger: ? You: im 19, youu? Stranger: 18 Stranger: xx You: ? Stranger: lol Stranger: "x" is a kiss : P Stranger: xoxo? hugs n kisses? You: haha awwhhh you're so cute, i already like u haha. Stranger: just a figure of speech : P Stranger: haha babe You: u can call me mel ( Stranger: cool mel :] Stranger: lol u mind babe? : P You: nope, u can call me that haha! ^.^ Stranger: haha ok!! Stranger: so watsup with u You: nothn.. listenin to music and chattin with you : P Stranger: haha its almost 12am here Stranger: im boredd You: haha it's 12:30 ovah here You: and its day. Stranger: haha Stranger: home alone? You: technically.. alone in my dorm, my roommates left home haha. so im really lonely here. You: but i like it because i can get naughtaiii ^.^ Stranger: lets play 20 questions Stranger: ? You: alright lets do it. Stranger: cool Stranger: 2-3 rules ofcourse You: lol dont be complicated babe. Stranger: gotta answer really fast Stranger: no disconnecting You: oh ok. haha lets do it! Stranger: and u wanna do adults Stranger: ? like xx questions? You: sure! i dont have a problem with that. Stranger: cool Stranger: and yea Stranger: last thing : P Stranger: we exchange pics in between and at the end You: haha alright. You: sounds good ^.^ Stranger: cool : )) Stranger: lets start You: finally someone fun to talk to hahaa! :3 Stranger: yayy You: goooo! Stranger: single? You: yes. Stranger: blonde r brunette You: brunette. Stranger: nice Stranger: wat city n college : P You: richmond, virginia You: university of virginia Stranger: nice ( Stranger: hmm Stranger: virgin Stranger: : P You: no. You: ^.^ Stranger: how many bfs had You: 2. Stranger: longest one how long for Stranger: : P You: 6 months Stranger: sex with both? You: only one. Stranger: so just the one guy u got laid with? You: yes. Stranger: nice Stranger: when was it? You: year ago in october Stranger: so no sex since then? You: actually i did once You: but it was with a girl, lol :3 Stranger: haha so ur bi Stranger: ? You: yes i am. Stranger: nice Stranger: so all the way with a guy? Stranger: girl* Stranger: sorry You: yes, all the ********ing way Stranger: haha Stranger: 3some? You: hmm id like to, but not yet :3 Stranger: hehe Stranger: so howd u let the other girl know ur interested? You: well.. You: it just happened sorta.. You: we were both wasted, we leaned on each other, started cuddling, and next thing you know we were naked and scissoring haha :3 Stranger: haha hawy Stranger: hawt* Stranger: fav pornsite Stranger: ? You: oo idk.. You: i kinda just search on google haha. Stranger: lol name 1 You: but brazzers is pretty sexaii Stranger: hehe yeah Stranger: watch often? You: like once every two days. Stranger: masturbate same ? You: like every freakin hour lol Stranger: haha yumm Stranger: lol in the dorm Stranger: howd u manage Stranger: You: my roommate's cool with it.. she even asks to watch, she thinks its hot haha! Stranger: oh haha Stranger: shaved **********? You: yes. Stranger: hehe nice Stranger: do it naked Stranger: or just hand inside You: of course lol. Stranger: ? You: no no everything off. You: and heat on. Stranger: how many orgasms You: i try to get 5 done before i clean up the mess ( Stranger: haha nice Stranger: watcha wearing You: nothin Stranger: ever done cyber Stranger: ? You: one word.. You: http://b4.img.v4.skyrock.net/b43/legitanlyonnais/pics/2071929447_1.jpg Stranger: wat bout it Stranger: ? You: das me. Stranger: thats a guys pic Stranger: ?? O: You have disconnected.
I laughed my ass off especially with that 2nd post. "oh baby would you even Dzek it"...stranger: "yeah"
Hahahaha what a dumbass: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: 24/f/caliii <3 Stranger: indian mlae here Stranger: 26 You: omg, thats hot, do you have a big thing ? Stranger: y ? You: I love to suck it you knowwww Stranger: ohh i like it plz You: mmm I'm from lithuania, my name is kolaaa but I live in cali You: have you ever been Stranger: ok Stranger: r u married ? You: so baby how big is your pichka You: i'm married to my work You: tihihi Stranger: 9" You: oh wow that is such a huge pichka, do you ******** a kurac ever?? <333 Stranger: ya sure You: oh thats hot as hell You: your such a big boy arent you You: do you miralempjanicjewizard it? Stranger: ya I guess You: oh baby do you even dzekobleacheshisanus it Stranger: very much baby You: here is picture of kola tell me what you think http://www.schalke04.com/uploads/pics/kolasinac_sead_02.jpg Your conversational partner has disconnected.
