You know the drill, mess with people on Omegle. Here are some of my old ones: http://www.omegle.com You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hello Stranger: hey Stranger: i am a 19 year old from south africa You: have you heard the word of our lord and savior dzeko? Stranger: and i dont have AIDS!!!!! You: that is ok brother even if you had aids, Dzeko does not judge you Stranger: the manchester city striker? You: yes, have you heard of the church of dzekonia Stranger: no You: would you like to allow dzeko to enter the crevices of your heart and save you with his long rod of light? You: we can do it right over omegle Stranger: ok You: brother do not be afraid Stranger: first we must banish the ballotellis You: no the ballotellis are the high priests of the church of dzekonia You: blasphemy! Stranger: put a car inside it You: hark, in the second verse of the 8th chapter of the book of dzekonus the third it is written that the balotellis will be dear friends of the dzekonians in their most trying times Stranger: crusades? Stranger: **** your church Stranger: i didn't mean that Stranger: to old trafford? Stranger: i love jesus You: how dare you blaspheme against our savior You: you are a true devil if you worship the devils of Manchester Stranger: We must defeat the devils Stranger: with eagle poop Stranger: screw the devils Stranger: i love you Stranger: i love you Stranger: i love you Stranger: i love you Stranger: i love you Stranger: i love you Stranger: i love you You: eagle poop only solves a few problems.. we must kill Shrek You: I love you too brother Stranger: i love you Stranger: i love you You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: heyy You: hey You: how r u Stranger: im good! Stranger: you? You: meh could be better Stranger: yeah? why? You: the pjanician miners couldn't rape any of the towns women today Stranger: oh darn Stranger: i hate thatr You: my tears are flowing like the red blood of the great whore of avalon You: nobody understands! its like how are they supposed to spread the seed to crate the cheese of dzekonian ethics! Stranger: exactly Stranger: i know exactly what your talking about You: thank god someone does You: oops I mean thank dzeko hahahaha You: I slipped You: oopsy doopsy mr poopsy Stranger: hahaha darn you Stranger: you cant slip up like that Stranger: only amateurs do that You: between you and me, once I slipped in front of a high dzeknian priest right at the ritual of balija-fest Stranger: whattttt Stranger: and your still alive? You: thank god he let me live You: oooops I did it again You: hahaha Stranger: hahahah what are you thinking! You: thank DZEKO, hehe gotta get that right Stranger: but man you are lucky indeed! You: could you imagine! You: the least punishment for such blasphemy is my penis skin being removed Stranger: the least! Stranger: but he let you fully get away? You: yes h'es best friends with my dog rapist so its all about connections these days You: networking or nothing You: am I right Stranger: you are zoo right Stranger: *soo You: between you and me I'm thinking of converting Stranger: no way..! to what? You: well first I have to travel to the alter at grbavica You: to convert to the new pjanician faith You: which is really an offshoot off of the dzekonian greater faith but so what You: right? You: u only live once hahaha Stranger: man, you living the tricky life! You: I guess you could say, I live by the skin of my penis You: zinnnggg Stranger: haha well your for sure living with it, thanks to that priest You: priest dzekonus dzek the third is so kind I'll tell ya You: he actually did my dzek-attack blessing Stranger: no way? aren't those expensive to be done by priests?? You: you're a smart one aren't you! so expensive! You: my best friend had to surrender like 500 dollars Stranger: damnnn You: as part of the ritual I had to choke a dude with my dick.. I wrapped my dick around his neck and choked him dude! Stranger: now that is impressive. i completely forgot about that part of the ritual! You: its alright you're not a dzekonian You: yet! You: hahaha You: just kidding of course you damn blasphemer
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hey Stranger: horny girl ?? You: yes!! You: want a pic? Stranger: yeah You: http://i.imgur.com/oabKF.jpg Stranger: soo hot You: u like that baby Stranger: show me pic of ur naked Stranger: yeah babe You: i got lots hold on a sec You: first tell me what ud do to my pjanician vagina Stranger: i will suck **** lick Stranger: everythng Stranger: wateva u say Stranger: swtheart You: mmm baby I'd dzek u off so hard, dzek u right off into a barrel You: where u from Stranger: malaysia You: ohh ok i'm from cajicjezmaj, teplice, czech republic You: mmm baby tell me again what you'd od to my kurac? Stranger: oh Stranger: love to see u baby Stranger: kurac? You: yeah my hot kurac is just waiting for you You: what would you do to it Stranger: english baby You: its just the local word tihihihi Stranger: is tht mean dick You: waaaat You: nooo baby Stranger: den sweety? You: now tell me what you'd do to my delicious kura You: kurac* Stranger: suck it Stranger: lick it Stranger: smell it Stranger: **** it You: omg baby would you even dzek it? Stranger: yeah You: mmm baby would you even safetsusic it? Stranger: hmmm Stranger: i love to You: oh god that is so hard You: hot You: mmm baby do you have a large pichka? Stranger: yeah You: is it huuuge? Stranger: yeah Stranger: 9 You: wooow just like the dzekonian of old You: is it wolfsburrgian? Stranger: yeah You: oh god that is just too hot You: don't tell me you grafite your pichka sometimes Stranger: hmm
hahahaha this guy is an idiot You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hey You: asl? Stranger: 20 m you? You: 19 F Caliii You: hehe You: what brings u to omegle? Stranger: bored you? You: sammmme You: whats ur name Stranger: Casey. you? (WTF?) You: omg u kidding me You: my name is Caseyyy Stranger: weird lol You: I know right!! You: u got a pic? Stranger: i might be able to find one. you? You: yes hold on a sec Stranger: ok You: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images...890490780.jpg/ You: I'm the one on the left Stranger: sexy. hold on You: okkk You: u there baby? Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/dza2ib/7 You: omg u r so hottttt You: I love your eyes baby u look so dzekked Stranger: thanks You: u got a facebook baby add me You: heres mine You: ops hold on Stranger: ok You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=550620779 You: whats urs baby u so hot I wanna add u Stranger: ill add you You: add me baby You: so do u have a gf? Stranger: not at the moment. you gotta bf? You: nooo haha haven't found my white knightttt Stranger: lol why not? You: idk my last boyfriend was a real balijah and he would beat me up all the time cause we lived in this dangerous neighborhood called bosanskihulk Stranger: that sucks You: ik and he even used to dzek me and stuff and it got real hard Stranger: i bet it did You: where I live theres lots of these balijahs and they come out at night all drunk and they beat up girls and throw cheese and eat boiledgoose which makes them go insane You: its so dangeroussss Stranger: you should move You: haha can I come join uuuu Stranger: sure You: where u live baby is it nice Stranger: Colorado You: zomg theres like lots of mountains there right? Stranger: yep You: zomg is it like dangerous couldn't yu fall? Stranger: very dangerous You: zomg my friend Andrw Jackson once climbed on these rocks and scraped his knee soooo bad Stranger: ouch, rocks can hurt You: yeah they reall cann You: are you a virgin?? Stranger: nope You: how many girls have you had sexxx with? Stranger: 1 You: omg was she a speacial lady was she pjanician? Stranger: yep You: whats the matter baby u dont wanna talk? Stranger: i am talking You: but u only say like one thinggg You: ask me something too u beefcake You: u so hottt You: haha Stranger: what are you doing right now? You: mm baby I'm getting kinda wet, I'm playing with my kurac, my hot hot kurac You: sorry I'm czech I use the words sometimes hahaha Stranger: its alright Stranger: that sounds fun You: mmm baby would you lick my hard kurac? Stranger: i would lick yes You: do you like kurce? Stranger: i do You: zomg u so hot You: do you play with your picka sometiems? Stranger: i do You: omg is it a big picka? Stranger: yep You: oo wow I bet you rub it all around Stranger: i do You: do you even sema it? Stranger: idk You: you know sema Stranger: no You: how u say You: thats a shame I love when boys sema it Stranger: whats sema? You: u know when u how u say Stranger: idk You: take it in ur hand and squeeze Stranger: i do that now You: omg baby ur doing it now with your big big picka? Stranger: yes You: I bet youd love to rub your big picka on my kurac Stranger: i would You: mmm baby I would dzek u all night dzek u right into cajic nad leben Stranger: too bad your not here You: i know i bet you wouldn't even throw cheese at me like the balijuhs round here Stranger: nope You: ur such a white knight baby Stranger: thanks You: zomg u so jelly right now Stranger: have any more pics? You: yes baby want to see my kurac? Stranger: yea You: hold on Stranger: ok You: this is my kurac baby You: http://i.imgur.com/FqoY5.gif Stranger: why would you do that to me?
One of my favorites: Can't believe she didn't catch on You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: helloo You: yes hello You: my name Srbokrvoljub, I am the male from Serbia, 29 years of age Stranger: asl? Stranger: okay Stranger: i am 19 from india You: oh yes ok Stranger: female You: I am come from village just now Stranger: okay You: my brother and I had to jack off horse so he does not kick in head anymore Stranger: well why are u in omegle? You: well I am in need of conversation. the handmaid does not come to pleasure me and prepare pork sausages anymore You: and you what your name Stranger: sure?wat kind of plae Stranger: oops Stranger: typing error Stranger: sorry You: yes I understand You: hahahaha You: it happens all time Stranger: i mean to say wat kind of pleasure from handmaid? Stranger: jennifer here You: well she make the cheese you know and she put cheese in my supak and then the supak become cheese so I can not eat Stranger: okay You: what have you done today Stranger: well had college today You: oh yes college I know that were you become smarts Stranger: so wat kind of job do u do? You: well I take the sheeps you know, how you say? You: sheeps? Stranger: shepherd Stranger: ? You: yess but I take the sheeps and I must take them to valley where Velikicetnik has to how you say make them go in vans You: then he has to make the sheeps dead you know Stranger: okay Stranger: so u never went to college or school? You: no no school is dangerous they wash your brain You: this picture of me: You: http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/7949/cigan3va.jpg Stranger: how can i see this You: you how you say copy and paste You: my computer the best I have dell You: dude you got dell You: haha you know this? Stranger: wat? You: you know this Dell? this guy dell he always say dude u have gotten dell You: and is ver funny because he always say dell Stranger: okay You: so ver are you from Stranger: india You: you are jennifer from india? Stranger: well why do u say that schools are dangerous? Stranger: yes Stranger: jennifer from idia You: because they say you now sheep are nice sheep are good, animal good but you know we have to use sheep to make the moneys and eat and pleasure you knows Stranger: where did u learn reading and writing? You: you know this man named Mateja Kezmanovickuracpusac he teach me you know when I was young You: he take his kurac and put in my supak and teach me write Stranger: supak?? You: yes what is english word You: it is that soft thing Stranger: but you are very poor in english You: yes yes my english poor ver poor Stranger: okay You: that is why I how you say jebem ti mater? Stranger: well wats your mother tongue? You: it is the Serbian it is we speak similar language to gypsy language Stranger: okay okay You: you know we have song that song pus kuraaaac stari moj pusiii gaaaaa You: you know this song? Stranger: okay okay i dont know that You: ohhh you must listen it is best song You: what you doing today Stranger: nothing just watching a movie You: oh yes I know movies what movie is it? You: is it sheep movie? Stranger: no not sheep movies You: ohhh Stranger: well take care of yourself and your sheeps Stranger: i will be leaving now Stranger: byeeeeeeee You: yes yes I must go pleasure the sheeps now Stranger: okay You: goodbye jennifer from india Stranger: gunite
LMFAO....OMG...real talk..i've never laughed that hard in months..ohh god damn, you're the best homie. Ohh shit...i just shat myself of lauging...damn it homie..cot damn.
But you're so good. I mean look at us, we're lifeless f*cks. You don't want us to steal your idea, right? Imagine it becoming popular on your Facebook account.
Yeah lol. Plus we have a worse memory than a freaking gold fish. They can only remember things for 3 seconds lol.
I noticed Dude I just re-read that conversation, its so ********ing funny.. I love how you were a complete dick to him the entire time in perfect english and he kept on going hahahaha
Lmao, I always find it hilarious when you ask them if they want to lick your kurac and they respond: Yeah baby lmao Or when Vitez asked something like: Would you Dzek it? (Yeah baby.) Omg, would you even safetsusic it? rofl
So I had nothing to do this morning and no people to hang out with so I got bored and went trolling in omegle. You: hello? Stranger: Hey You: pa de si rodjane You: ja iz srbije jebiga, gori sunce srpsko jebiga Stranger: Sorry Australian Stranger: English You: pa jebem ti australiju jebiga, jer bog cuva srbe You: alright english Stranger: Haha don't know what you said You: my english gud, i promise. You: i said australia is a fine country. Stranger: Where you from You: Srpsko Sarajevo, kako neznas razvalit cu ti usta, majku ti sve pod pisku jebem Stranger: Lol been here ? Stranger: Lol You: nisma, jebena drzava razumes You: yeah i wanna go there. You: haha Stranger: Lol it's nice here You: i heard the girls are nice You: cure ruzne ko stoka razumes You: i hear good things about the coast, ive seen pictures Stranger: You would be right the girls are gorgeous You: da da ali si picka razumes You: haha they are arent they. You: what are your favorite types of girls? Stranger: Coast is amazing beautiful beaches Stranger: Lol my favorite type ? I am a girl You: im telling u, beaches good, sun excellent, and girls ruzne. ruzne means stunning in my language. You: haha oh damn. *game switch* You: ma kakva igra jebiga, vidis da se zajebavam sa ovom drolom, a i reko sam prije da je picka znaci bio sam upravu You: start over. so how are you? Stranger: Lol cute Stranger: Im well and yourself ? You: haha great. You: wait what time is it over there? Stranger: Lol your a charmer aren't you ? Stranger: Lol 2am You: how'd you know? You: ja ko edin dzeko jebiga hahaha Stranger: What country are you from You: the United States, I’m American Stranger: But your language You: imam americki pasos kurvo jedna, zasto me pitas odakle sam. Iz amerike sam, ali mi KRV SRPSKO. Hristo se rodi! Pantelic majstor fudbala! SRBIJA SRBIJA SRBIJA! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
