Alert: OFFICIAL PRE-SEASON GAME SMACK THREAD

Anybody who watches pre-season MLS games is a pile of shit ipso facto*



*That's Latin**
**Like your ex-wife***
***She told me you have a disfigured penis

like a lobster but without its shell?
(yeah, but it was topper who changed her diapers as a baby.)

there's only two games tomorrow, right?
(if the preseason doesn't count, why should i?)

I've heard you can see your glass dildo collection from space.

I thought this is the CONCACAF Champions League smack-talk thread.

You can't argue with genius.

Speaking of which:

llama? i thought that was a 草泥马.

aw! just like your wife when you married her.

cuz he bends him over and spanks him like the gals do the dynamo whenever they say "it's noodle time"?

dude, he's a korean in LA. he owns a liquor store.

Probably falls asleep in class cuz he's up all night studying. Or hacking the FBI? Top student at my HS didn't fall asleep in class, but he did jerk off in class. The teachers just thought here's a nervous, penguin-shaped kid shaking his leg. But he had a system.

He always acted like he didn't study, that he was born with the knowledge or something, but his brother soon told us he worked very hard. I remember he was very nervous before a test, and took pains to tell us he only studied an hr .. then he would get the highest mark. But everyone was thinking, hey, you look like a penguin, what else would you be doing? Anyway, he's a gynecologist now.

I dunno.

How do you think he's doing?


I hope he's dead.

im still convinced this is just 草泥马跟一个香蕉.

12 points clear at the top. Q05 is doing quite nicely, thanks for the love and concern, shitheads.

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******** it.

Quakes smacked you homers around pretty good last season, huh Toppie?

yay! police brutality!

wow, you lack the basic ability to post a silly banana picture but you can remember an incident in San Jose when all the LA fans were invited to leave the game early...fascinating how you can be so dense and yet so brilliant at the same time. How do you explain that?

I've missed you so much**.







**That's a lie. Actually, I'd hoped you had fallen in a vat of acid.