As we all know, QuakeFan can sometimes put their tinfoil hats on. And by "sometimes," I of course mean "every time they play LA" or any time they encounter any sort of #FirstWorldProblems. And since their Supporters Shield winners managed to gag like some girl fresh off the bus doing her first deep throat scene in the Valley, to LA no less, wacky conspiracy theories are about to become Northern California's most plentiful natural resource. But to save the readership the trouble of venturing into the Quakes forum to marvel at them, let's hear your suggestions for the outlandish ways in which QuakeFan will suggest that his heroes were nefariously cheated out of victory. No theory is too crazy, because you know, there's a good shot that one of them will probably write in earnest.