Official 2013 RSL forum tagline suggestion thread

Discussion in 'Real Salt Lake' started by SoccerPrime, Jan 12, 2013.

  1. SoccerPrime

    SoccerPrime Moderator
    Staff Member

    All of them
    Apr 14, 2003
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Its time for that annual tradition you all know and love. Redoing the forum tagline.

    The history of the tagline ( believe):

    Currently its "404 Trophy Not Found".

    2011 = "Despite not winning anything, we still think we're the best team in MLS"
    2010 = "MLS CUP CHAMPIONS" (personal fav)
    2009 = "Searching for the Perfect Match"
    2008 = "Increasing Success by Lowering Expectations"
    2007 = "Our Owner Can Beat Up Your Owner"

    While 2012 is still apt, lets get some fresh ideas for a fresh new year. Anything goes at this point (well, within BS TOS). We'll compile a list from this thread and then start voting.

    Okay, let 'em rip.
     
  2. GoRSL

    GoRSL Member+

    Jan 7, 2013
    47.615587, -122.200340
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    'In TTITS we trust' or 'We believe in TTITS'
     
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  3. UPinSLC

    UPinSLC Member+

    Jul 11, 2004
    SL,UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    LOL, GoRSL literally just beat me to the TTITS tagline. Here's mine, I'll include my signature for shits and giggles:

    Embracing TTITS since 2007

    2013: Mayans delay end of world until RSL wins its next Cup.

    In Garson We Trust

    Still waiting for that player announcement.
     
  4. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nah, can't think of anything else since I got TTITS on my mind.

    Hey, wait a minute. That's a good tag line.
     
  5. Liv34s0ccer

    Liv34s0ccer Member

    Jan 8, 2013
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    "Xango makes juice and stuff now quit asking" assuming we still have Xango as a jersey sponser 2013
     
  6. Jester4422

    Jester4422 Member

    Nov 29, 2012
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    MLS already trademarked our forum tagline. :(
     
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  7. SenordrummeR2

    SenordrummeR2 Member+

    Jul 21, 2008
    Layton, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I like this, but get rid of one of the T's. You could also go with "Supporting TITS since 2007".
     
  8. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Our TITTS, Not Yours

    RSL Bigsoccer: We release info 3 weeks before our FO

    I Believe in TTITS

    Keep Calm and Believe in TTITS
     
  9. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Of the ideas along this theme, I like this one best.
     
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  10. ShaggyReAL

    ShaggyReAL Awesome is my middle name

    Dec 9, 2009
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Same Shit, Different Year"
    'The GarSon Cliff of 2013'
    "Verbless"
     
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  11. KendaReal

    KendaReal Member+

    May 3, 2010
    Taylorsville, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "One goal short of a trophy"
     
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  12. goobx1

    goobx1 Member+

    Jul 9, 2007
    Salt Lake
    "Did you see us on National TV? Me neither."

    "Our Verb as been conjugated"

    "You had me at Meat Tornado"
     
  13. goobx1

    goobx1 Member+

    Jul 9, 2007
    Salt Lake
    "Tifo's? We don't need no stinkin' tifo's"
     
  14. georg

    georg Member+

    May 25, 2009
    Parowan, Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    RSL--------milking "tits" since 2005

    DP's are a myth
     
  15. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We like TTITS not DPs
     
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  16. Allez RSL

    Allez RSL Member+

    Jun 20, 2007
    Home
    "Essential source for RSL news, rumors and bitchfests"

    Also, can I vote for "MLS already trademarked our tagline" already?
     
  17. TheBiff

    TheBiff Member+

    Apr 8, 2011
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    Fourth time's the charm?

    For REAL this time

    No, we will not calm our TTITS
     
  18. DrownedElf

    DrownedElf Member+

    Jul 5, 2010
    Ogden
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Looking for younger TTITS in 2013.
     
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  19. Boz

    Boz RSL Family

    Jul 14, 2004
    Club:
    --other--
    TTITS on Parade!
     
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  20. Bulldog SLC

    Bulldog SLC Member

    May 4, 2012
    Salt Lake City
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We all love TTITS!
    Cleaning out the old TTits for newer, younger and cheaper!
     
  21. 2nd Mouse

    2nd Mouse Member+

    Apr 11, 2012
    Salt Lake City, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Obsessed with TTITS.
     
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  22. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm ready to vote for the "MLS already trademarked..." one :)
     
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  23. georg

    georg Member+

    May 25, 2009
    Parowan, Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Enough about tits, we want a DP
     
  24. SenordrummeR2

    SenordrummeR2 Member+

    Jul 21, 2008
    Layton, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Agreed. As funny as the TITS taglines could be, the trademarked tagline gets my vote.
     
  25. I_Believe_In_Kreis

    Oct 2, 2006
    on the pitch
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This would be perfect if I agreed with the message.
    Oh come on, Lizzie...as the resident female you're not ready to indulge our misogyny by supporting TITS?
     

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