OFFICIAL 2013 New Jersey Pink Cows DEATHWATCH Thread [R]

New Jersey. You had one job. ONE JOB...

17 years, going on 18.

No Cups.

says the brown cow

while it's true that very little warms my heart more than the possibility of LA fans beating the living daylights out of eachother (other than the joy of learning that Q*bert had just been demolished by a runaway NYC bus, of course)...

...let's try to keep this thread on track.

Where's my girl Jen so I can personally thank her for Roy Miller? Give's up the injury time PK, and then gives Wondo a second shot at it, just for good measure...thanks dear.



Adam Jahn!





your reigning league MVP - Chris Wondolowski - with the game winning goal!

Did Thierry make the trip or was he injured? Just wondering.

where's this hate for hate coming from?

Civilized folk from coast-to-coast?

I can promise it won't be "each other"

Don't be afraid...Hachiko's a cream puff in sailor moon clothing. Besides, he's too busy managing the LA Galaxy anime press booth to be seriously concerned about you.

You should be in the San Jose forum thumping your chest, buddy. You've already bored a lot of us here.

Fuck you in the eye, jackass. Too lazy to ignore somebody you're supposed to ignore? Tsk, tsk, tsk.

thanks pikachu, but I do as I please. oh, could you at least give us a heads up on your impending meet and greet with LA_YANK? A few pics, maybe a youtube video, would be nice. cheers!

And that's why you get abused by QBert in these impromptu hatesex sessions on MLSFR. Pay me $1,000,000 via PayPal and I will be more than willing to comply. PM me for the e-mail address.
And yes, I am serious.

$1 million for a quick pikachu? stubbornly high cost of reconstructive surgery in LA?

No, to pay my house and college loans. The rest is going to the monthly bills. For the next several years.

FUPA's are expensive to maintain...

Change your name to SJ_YANK_10 while you're at it.

In an act of friendship, for all the years we've known each other, I would like to permanently gift him to you and your team! Enjoy!

The unlikely 3 points was kindness enough, luv.

Teabaggin' tummybutton topper! GTFO, you need to take that bullshit to the whiny, blubbering losers forum aka foxnews.com

No, I believe that's health care. Obamacare, at that. We get it. You are a Republican to the core. Calm your tits doe.

A scoreless draw with D.C.? New Jersey...you had one job...

You wrote this after your stellar performance against Chivas? CHIVAS???

Still unbeaten doe.

Life beat you down long ago