OFFICIAL 2012 Real Salt Lake Deathwatch Thread [R]

And it's never too early to speculate as to whether or not RSL will tank in 2012.

My prognostications suggest...yes, they will.

Bump!

Toronto! You inbreds have some bandwagoning company coming your way! Watch your back!

Hey Romney-supporting mormons, it's just preseason.

Hey cat-molesting lardasses, as long as you continue to lap up the shit soup Fatchiko serves up in these threads, he'll continue to afflict the rest of us with his weak, recycled, unfunny smack.

You meant posts that your fellow fans posted that are worthy of being reposted on this thread. But I get the point.

Dear LA,

http://sadtrombone.com/

Well fuck. It's only the goddamn first week and you proclaim dominance already?
Took you long enough.
To RSL, Champions of Week 1, here's your prize.

¡?!

Well, just catching up with your proclamations that started over three months ago. I guess no matter how much you spend, you can't pay your way to getting balls to drop on target.

Can't wait until Wednesday when the Toronto fans can jump onto the Galaxy deathwatch.

Until then, enjoy the media in LA telling everyone that the sky is falling because they don't care about soccer, just big names.

Good point.

We still have your [sic] trophies. You still have a way to go. Thanks.

Oh hush, you.

We had "yours" first.

You mean the Supporters Shield as well? Don't think so.

Anyway, we still have them, and you Romney-fapping Mormons got a ways to go. Just sayin'.

The one trick pony rides again!

We all know you are going to support Mitt in the primary in June. No big secret, bro.

Wow, Republican primary candidate smack. Even for you, that's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Another reason to hate RSL: its fans tend to vote Republican at every election.

Still riding! Look at the way you master that one thing you "know" about Utah! Pretty impressive, really. Quick, bust out a picture from an obscure anime series or movie and really deliver the knock-out blow!

Your smack talk is as tired as the LA Galaxy facing Real Salt Lake in the home opener of the 2012 season after a mid-week CCL match they nearly dropped to the team who finished 16th in the league last year.

You already bought your championship, move along now.

That's not riding. This is riding:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw"]Chamillionaire - Ridin' ft. Krayzie Bone - YouTube[/ame]

And you should try buying one yourselves. Oh wait, you already have...in '09. Sorry, but we're not going to step aside just yet.

or, if you prefer anime:



now i want ham.

LOL at ji for the direct-link fail! Ooops!

works for me. which browser you using?

Firefox. Use imageshack when posting an image, you ass.

still works for me.

Suit yourself, if you want to jerk off to messages that demand you to request permission before hotlinking.

Anyway, back on subject. RSL jerking off to a 3-1 win over LA this early in the season is typical of the Mormon polygamists that run amok in that temple-infested excuse of a state.

Relax, dickheads. It's only week 1.