OFFICIAL 2012 LA Galaxy Deathwatch Thread [R]

West Coast totally dominating this weekend! ohhhh.. wait.

Thank you; we needed 3 road points.

You're welcome. Now get lost and scram back to your local pub crawl. Fucking freeloaders.

HeLLO! I'm Patrick Cox



And your team is in last place.

Someone needs a shave.

you guys are rubbish without your overpaid Brit, apparently...

...a giant smelly pile of rubbish.

"ahh don't even think
they had a shot on goal"

Your total lack of self-awareness makes me uncomfortable. I don't understand how you could post this and not realize that it's about as funny as bleeding eyeballs. Which, sadly, is par for the course with you.

Par for the course is pretty good for a hack...

these are... golf analogies? i know a little bit about golf. there's some sort of stick, or maybe a bag of sticks, like casey jones from ninja turtles, and every player has his own personal slave, and sometimes a little shriner car with a patio roof over it, and other times they walk to prove they're manly, which is, yeah, and they use those dimpled balls from all the ATM sequences in lesbian anal porn and nobody ever says a golfer has sand in his vagina but sometimes they have their balls in sand which is weird.. and there's a windmill and a giant gorilla or something, which sounds way cooler than it is in real life. and jews and blacks and women can't play for some reason? but lesbians play all the time which is maybe how they found out about the balls? i watched the master's once because i heard there was a trained tiger who played really well, but it turned out it was just some twat whose parents let him pick his own name. when he was five. which sucks.

anyway, i hope you all get struck by lightning, while playing golf.

says the douchenozzle who finds all manner of poop and rectal-related material, uproariously amusing.

Actually the ladies tour is compromised of asian men... I was also surprised to find out Hachiko didn't cover it...

Pathetic.

All these years on this forum and you still have yet to make even one post that was bordering on passably mediocre. A better man would have given up years ago. You remind of an 8-year-old twerp who walks around battling invisible ninjas and imagining that he's Bruce Lee.

Pathetic.

alright, alright, for you q*bert, I'll bust out my "A" game...
















...you sitting down?
















here it comes...




















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there, a poop joke, you're welcome.

is there any other kind?

You're like a reverse alchemist. You take decent threads and turn them into manatee vomit.

if I can penis up your sad little world, then hey, I've done my job.

lovin' the whole throw-up-and-poo stuff though, you so funny, sort of a weird excrement fixation thingy ya got goin' on over there, but funny, at least the first dozen or so times, okay, so maybe wearing a little thin...

...what else ya got, cap'n poop?

you do realize no old white guy is gonna drive up in a lincoln continental and pay you $20 to eat that throw up and poo while he faps into an empty paper coffee cup, right? besides, aren't you getting a bit too old to be doing that?

I can only imagine this to be classic projection in the Freudian tradition.

sorry humanity did that to you, ji.

kind of all makes sense now, twink

Is that your goal? I thought it was to ruin this forum.

yup, and I deserve an A+...dontcha think, dumbass?

this forum is awesome, it's only stupid arrogant knobs like you I don't much care for.

"no, you are! that's you you described!"

yeah, quakes, now you don't sound like an eight year old twerp.

and yet you still sound like a full blown sexual deviant, go figure

oh, like you've never gotten tabs mixed up, and answered your buddy's chat question "what are you doing later" with "fisting lesbians" and typed the search string "drinking shit loads" into a porn site. and then watched the first 10 hits.

*shudder*

told you "penising up" was Quakes's middle name, folks.