OFFICIAL 2012 DC United Deathwatch Thread [R]

Discussion in 'MLS: Fan Rivalries' started by Topper, Oct 13, 2011.

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  1. Topper Moderator

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    I was going to wait until Dog Poo United was officially eliminated, like all poo is eliminated, but let's be real here, The United have been mismanaged for so long, and have sucked mightily for so many years, it's become increasingly obvious they don't stand a Chinaman's chance of escaping from the mineshaft of sub-mediocrity they've tumbled into.

    So, this is just my little way of telling all Dicks/Cvnts United fans that all you Dolphin-floggers can burn in hell as you watch your precious, uncoordinated, PK-whoring, black n red buttholes get reamed by the best and the worst teams in the league week in and week out.

    Cheers,

    Topper*

    :D :D :D

    *celebrating 12 years of hating on Dog Poo United on Bigsoccer.
    Topper, Oct 13, 2011
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  2. Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

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    [IMG]

    Here's a silk rag you can finish into.
    Q*bert Jones III, Oct 13, 2011
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  3. Topper Moderator

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    Thank you for not defending Dog Poo United.

    Here are some other guys that refuse to defend:

    [IMG]

    [IMG]
    Topper, Oct 13, 2011
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  4. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Heh. :D
    Hachiko, Oct 13, 2011
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  5. Quakes05 Member

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    did you have to work on that post for awhile or did it just come to you?
    Quakes05, Oct 13, 2011
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  6. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Divine intervention, as far as a prick like you should be concerned. Now shaddap, whore.
    Hachiko, Oct 13, 2011
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  7. Quakes05 Member

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    what about your gift for posting shitty anime? gods' handywork too?
    Quakes05, Oct 13, 2011
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  8. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    No, it was the result of you, of all wiping boys, being the OP on that thread. :eek: And don't tell me you don't post shitty anime either, you hater. Oh how can you even be a hater of such awesomeness though. Hypocrite.
    Hachiko, Oct 13, 2011
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  9. bunge BigSoccer Supporter

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    ******** you, you racist prick.
    bunge, Oct 13, 2011
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  10. ji_shuheng Member

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    only if they're having a contest to see who can torture us the most.
    ji_shuheng, Oct 13, 2011
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  11. charlieblackmouth Member

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    As private parts to the Gods are we; they play with us for their sport.
    charlieblackmouth, Oct 13, 2011
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  12. LosAngeles Member

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    Contextual genius busily at work.

    Thoroughly insightful.
    LosAngeles, Oct 14, 2011
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  13. Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

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    Thank you, Blake Asswhacker for giving this thread the kick up the backside it so richly deserves.
    Hachiko, Oct 19, 2011
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  14. Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

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    Tonight's loss was proof positive of this theorem.
    Q*bert Jones III, Oct 20, 2011
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  15. ji_shuheng Member

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    i read that three times before i realized.

    sucks to be portland.
    ji_shuheng, Oct 20, 2011
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  16. Topper Moderator

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    The topsoil on DC's 2011 grave is still fresh, and then we get this:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...-payne-part-2/2011/10/26/gIQApqy1IM_blog.html


    Dead on the field. Dead off the field.

    Everything about DC United sucks. Everything! Suck suck suck suck suck.

    There is no redeeming quality of DC United. Some people may think this is just plain sad. It's not. It's like Khadafi getting a knife up his ass. DC deserves this time for its evil, cheating ways.

    Fuck you DC United, and the horse you rode in on.

    Topper

    :D :D
    Topper, Oct 26, 2011
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  17. Quakes05 Member

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    like adding DP's as needed to stack the deck entirely in favor of themselves?
    Quakes05, Oct 26, 2011
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  18. Topper Moderator

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    Well, maybe if you played in a real stadium in front of fans willing to pay more than $20 for a ticket, and were supported by a real FO with a coach with a winning record, you might be successful enough to spend some money on some quality players.

    Instead, you're just a pile of monkey crap that's merely a speed bump for other teams headed to the playoffs.

    Suck it,

    Topper

    :D :D
    Topper, Oct 26, 2011
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  19. Quakes05 Member

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    [IMG]

    yeah, level playing fields are totally over-rated.

    :rolleyes:
    Quakes05, Oct 26, 2011
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  20. Topper Moderator

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    As per usual, more whimpering and a non-amusing picture. :rolleyes:

    If you want to impress us with pictures, film your own suicide, fucknut.
    Topper, Oct 26, 2011
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  21. Quakes05 Member

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    tsk, tsk toppy, fantasizing about my death again, you sad, morbid shithead.

    but, with that group of prez contenders, your morbid-preoccupation is understandable, I suppose.

    but not to worry laddy, I'll be around for awhile and look forward to a galactic Galaxy collapse, at the HDC, hell I might even show up, just to heckle team Beckham.

    oh, you've just given me a great idea for a new thread: "Poll: Will LA Galaxy choke again in the cup final, and by how much" could be a winner, maybe we could throw in some anime for good measure, I know you would like that, whaddya think?

    oh yeah, suck a bag of dicks, yada yada.
    Quakes05, Oct 26, 2011
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  22. charlieblackmouth Member

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    On the plus side, those cut-rate obstructed view end line seats are the only way that the team's real supporters will be able to afford a game this century.
    charlieblackmouth, Oct 26, 2011
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  23. Topper Moderator

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    Ssssshhhhhhh - - I'm watching the playoffs.
    Topper, Oct 26, 2011
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  24. LosAngeles Member

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    But then who would post it so we could all have a laugh?
    LosAngeles, Oct 27, 2011
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  25. ji_shuheng Member

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    "live" webcam. he does know how to use them, from his time as a fluffer/runner (not that kinda runner) at girlsgonewildsnorlaxxx.com.
    ji_shuheng, Oct 27, 2011
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