OFFICIAL 2011 DC United Deathwatch Thread [R]

A lot of boasting even though the Galaxy has won only 1 piece of hardware since 2005. Even DC United has won more hardware. Too bad for you that Mr. Hamilton couldn't have stayed with you longer. Your Galaxy is cursed.

Olsen drinks Tiger blood...it drips from his Lion fangs!

~worm~

an austrian animal handler with a vegas act trembles sensually.

have fun in baltimore. i personally love baltimore and would be pretty upset to see united inhabit it. but you're going there nonetheless, because to be pretty blunt, no one goes to your games or values your existence.

yer grammar is really terrible dude, to be blunt no one cares what you think or values your piss poor, shit excuses for smack talk. STAY THE ******** OFF THE INTERNETS AND GO PUMP YOUR FIST YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
Speaking of Ives, who's that dude in the middle???

terrible grammar? he used a period where he probably should have used a comma and missed another comma. hardly terrible grammar. if you really feel the need to talk smack, at least find a viable target. but as long as we're on the subject, let's examine your brilliantly constructed post, shall we?

your grammar is really terrible dude. to be blunt, no one cares what you think or values your piss poor, shitty excuses for smack talk. STAY THE ******** OFF THE INTERNETS AND GO PUMP YOUR FIST YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
Speaking of Ives, who's that dude in the middle???

He loves Jersey, you drive a VW. Sounds like a match made in heaven. Go choke on each other you little bitches.

This is just getting sad.

yer, telling me huh, newbz pubes?
what have you done in the off season other than firing the only people who know what's going on?

i've been around, don't worry

Good for you buddy, your familiarity with failure must be of some comfort.

you walk into RFK on opening day and then tell me about failure. you can discuss it with all those empty seats and the fans who used to come too

Attendance smack from a NJ fan?


No, thanks, Loserpants.

Do you want to break out last seasons attendance? Or last seasons standings? Or anything? If not, I'd just sit there complacently like the rest of the DC supporters have learned to do, and hope after you move to Baltimore, some resemblance of life can utter out of your washed up franchise.

While to Seattle fans MLS has only existed for 2 years, for Red Bull fans it has only existed for one.

Shaddup, whore.

New name still same lame.....How many years and how many trophies have you won?

Silly Dead-Bull fan....your delusions are tasty.

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A trophy case says a lot when filled...you should know. A dead-bull fan exclaiming they are "the shit" after last year???

I am still trying to figure out what they did last year...or the many years before.



Even your sad sack has to laugh about that.

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yeah. let's use a picture of 101 in giants' stadium from the last game of the nearly worst season in the history of the league against a garbage team to show how bad our attendance is.

And that's different than smacking DC's attendance in their 2010 deathmarch in what way exactly?

EDIT: The last game of 2009, 5-0 against Toronto, was a night game. I remember laughing all the way home. That was the also night Jevanvoo started stalking me.

Note to Self: Bump this thread in November when we make the playoffs and end up bumping the energy drinks out.