Obama Failure Thread Part V

Awww, did he get his feelings hurt? Is he going to cry about it?

 

WTF is realclearpolitics.com? Is it like The Onion?

 

He probably smelled like mustard gas and gin.

 

Not necessarily in that order.

 

Maybe he invited Obama to this term's dinner on how they were planning on sabotaging his presidency.

Or he offered Obama $1,000,000 to sleep with his wife. No strings attached.

 

Billy wants some of that!

 

Pretty sure he has no feelings, but he does seem to cry a lot anyway.
Besides, unless you know what the orange one said, you can't call it a fail

 

Billy wants all of that, when it comes to the ladies he's not a man of partial tastes.

 

Bad girl, Kelly...

 

Bleached-Blonde hair always gets him like that.

 

You can take the boy out of Arkansas but you can't take the Arkansas out of the boy.

 

I was talking about Boehner But ....... maybe that still applies, Ohio is like the Arkansas of the North

 

At first I thought that was this person

 

Don't hate. He is a former President.

Silvio Berlusconi is holding his sides with laughter at these hating jabs. I swear, no other nation on Earth would question a male head of state enjoying some strange. Soooo advanced, we are...

 

We love Billy like a brother. If there were females on here, they would love Billy like a sister. And Billy would love them back, only not like a sister.

 

On the other hand, Arkansas.

 

Or Bama, but that's not nice to Auria.

 

It's cool- I just live here. My family isn't humping each other.

 

Another Obama Failure

Confirmed by the Times of London: Beyoncé's rendition of the the national anthem at yesterday's inauguration ceremony was indeed lip-synced:​

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"That thar sangin'? 'H'it was fake! Fake like that Obama's birth c'rtificate! Ah told yew- ev'rythang 'bout that ****** is fake!"

 

Damn, you'd think with time to record it ahead of time, it could have been a bit less terrible.
Not sure why people think they need to change the song so much and/or warble through it, especially toward the end.

 

I've noticed that on NFL games too - I really, really hate that habit of dragging the last word of a song out for 20+ seconds. It is terrible. It could work as a novelty you only very, very rarely heard but it is done to death and has been for so long (I blame the Aguilera one for the big comeback of it) an my God it is feckin' awful. Not just on the US anthem, but with any song that last word just turns into a jumbled blur of feckless noise and shrieking. God I hate that.

 

Speaking of Slick Willie....congrats are in order for winning the National Fathers Day Council's "Father of the Year" award.
I guess they didn't let Lewinsky's dad, Chelsea, or Hillary cast a ballot. And upon further research, it looks as if John Edwards won it in 2007.

 

An obama failure. Unless you dislike cats.