Obama Failure Thread Part IV

Never saw it and never will. Spoiler away.

 

I think it was urine on the rug.

 

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

 

The nation's Amanda Bynes lobby calls upon President Obama to fire the cop who arrested Amanda Bynes
Not an Onion headline. It's a headline on AVClub.com, which is part of Onion, Inc.

 

Yes you are.

 

So on your latest census you identified as...?

 

Dildolicker

 

Ouch on that BBC line -- too close to the truth to be comfortable.

 

Great, but the CNN headline is missing "BREAKING:".

 

Did you see where the Daily Show got nominated for best news (not comedy) show? Just a couple days ago, I said John Oliver was the closest thing we have to the BBC!

 

Thanks to Obamacare, 6.6 million adults are on their parents' insurance plans: http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2012...s_biggest_yearly_increase_under_new_law_.html

What a disaster!


Also, Obama probably didn't make a blow job joke, but he said something that could've been interpreted as such! http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/oliver-burkemans-blog/2012/jun/07/barack-obama-joebiden

 

Its "developing" now. "Breaking" is so 2010. This year it's all about understatement.

 

So is the "Private Sector is Working" thing an obama fail?

 

But it is working. If not for austerity, U1 would be at 7.5%.

 

Obama isn't very good on AIDS issues.

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/...lan-for-aids-relief-pepfar.php?ref=fpnewsfeed

 

But everyone in the Repug party knows that austerity will bring more prosperity!!!!

 

First, my graphs don't print. Second, it's cheating to bring data to economic debates.

 

Hooray! So what’s the impact on cost those that actually have to pay for health insurance?

 

Suck it up Matt, it is the price of patriotism in the new Obama society... as they say free healthcare isn't free.

 

Again, when you have three periods together at the end of a sentence, the word following that series is capitalized. I thought we already covered this.

 

Healthcare is getting more expensive, period.

Seriously, rationing healthcare, which seems to scare people for some reason, is the non-stupid thing to do, but no one has by political testicles to do it.

 

Bullshit. The insurance companies ration healthcare every single day.